I have that happen to me a lot. You just want to take a simple dump but no... It turns into a big poopy mess that smears when you wipe. The tp smears it all in your butt hairs and you really can't clean up without a shower. A lot of times trying to wipe this fudgy mess will cause you to get a poopy finger when it slips through the paper.
Man....this happened to me at.work today and it always happens when I'm wearing my white boxer briefs. The smushy, gooey poo gets tracks all up in my briefs. If i had dark colored briefs it wouldn't matter but the white ones are just terrible for the gooey poo. My wife gets pissed that i poo my pants but what are u gonna do. I can't help it if my poo is like tar
Messy poo's at the worst possible time...
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I have that happen to me a lot. You just want to take a simple dump but no... It turns into a big poopy mess that smears when you wipe. The tp smears it all in your butt hairs and you really can't clean up without a shower. A lot of times trying to wipe this fudgy mess will cause you to get a poopy finger when it slips through the paper.
*blows his shorts out**
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Man....this happened to me at.work today and it always happens when I'm wearing my white boxer briefs. The smushy, gooey poo gets tracks all up in my briefs. If i had dark colored briefs it wouldn't matter but the white ones are just terrible for the gooey poo. My wife gets pissed that i poo my pants but what are u gonna do. I can't help it if my poo is like tar
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You make her clean em?