Men: where do you masturbate?

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  • thunderh89
    11 years ago

    E) All of the above.

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  • Faceless
    12 years ago

    In your mouth.

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    • RomeoDeMontague
      10 years ago

      You must be really flexible to suck yourself off. Though I think that would seem slightly gay.

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  • dontlookatmenow
    12 years ago

    pretty much evry where lol , guys can pretty much masurbate evrywhere they want x] were awesome

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    • TerryVie
      12 years ago

      hahaha! us girls have it even better. i can keep myself completely under control, and theres very little visible movement necessary...and that is easily hidden by a strategically placed handbag.
      Oh if you knew all the places i masturbated. I can do that while you sit next to me on the bus and be almost certain you don't figure it out. Nice in public parks and stuff with lots of people around.

      so ya, answer e: all of the above and lots more.

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      • Arm0se
        8 years ago

        You can still smell it :/

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  • Ilikecrisps
    9 years ago

    The chair in front of my computer! like a madman!

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  • CanadianCowboy
    9 years ago

    All 3

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    Why not an All option? Not that I planned on voting just pointing it out.

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  • Doyourthang66
    10 years ago

    o_o

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  • diaperwolf21
    11 years ago

    Ive squirted in virtually every place possible. Please chop my penis off! Im begging you!!!!!!

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  • nobodyspecial
    12 years ago

    cant really think of any place I haven't masturbated

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  • Aleks85
    12 years ago

    Same place from where I'm typing this message to you now, creepy huh?

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  • 123Random
    12 years ago

    This poll is hilarious, where is the poll for the opposite gender? :o

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  • letsgetiton623
    12 years ago

    Church, my room, sisters room, beach, school, work, car, in my gfs room with her.

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    • bigtoy
      12 years ago

      Church? That'll be with help from the choir boys then...lol

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  • lovepuddle
    12 years ago

    At the computer in my room

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  • wifedatesiwait
    12 years ago

    lol anywhere i can

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  • Mr.Pink
    12 years ago

    eurgh masturbating in the shower is horrible... it just.. it doesnt wash away like you expect it to.. it just sticks...to everything... eurgh.. i will happily masturbate/have sex pretty much anywere in my house or significant others house...

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    • Mrman10
      12 years ago

      Are you cuming on yourself?

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      • Mr.Pink
        12 years ago

        not always .. but this time in the shower im refering to im talking about generally sticking to everything - the floor, the wall.. my foot! it just doesnt wash away!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Mostly in my room, at the computer (not watching porn, I swear). Or sometimes in the bathroom so I don't have to worry about... the mess. OR in bed when I can't go to sleep, after I drop straight off haha.

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      I am NEVER going on your computerXD

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        You should watch out for the keyboard, man I gotta clean that thing all the damn time. -________-

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        • [Old Memory]
          12 years ago

          Hahaha wow.

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