Matress masturbation

The mattress is kind of dry, and might hurt a bit. If you want some good pleasure with just household items, fold a memory foam pillow in half, put a glove in it,lube it up, press down on the part with the glove, and just slide your dick in. The pillow is soft, and gives the sensation of a pussy (sort of) just make sure to be safe, and dont use anything like soap.

If you ejaculate the fibres from the mattress might absorb it. A sign that your actions are most welcome... ;)

I first started masturbating face down on mattress for the first few years until I started using my hand. It is not a good idea to masturbate face down on mattress and I agree.

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Based on 16 votes (8 yes).

obviously the 8 no's were from women. there is such a huge stigma against men using toys or anything to get off, but not against women. it's some serious bullshit.

Damn! Left out tree!

Nothing wrong with shaking hot white coconuts from the of love!

^^^ mwahahahaha totally stole that from dappled!

But seriously, I don't think there's a wrong way to pleasure yourself.