Massive poop during chinese traditional massage

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Is it normal to lose control of your bowels when covered in steaming hot towels? They covered my backside. When they lifted the towel they got a nasty surprise.

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18% Normal
Based on 28 votes (5 yes)
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    in the .001% chance that this is true im sure yall wont be invited back

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  • Silver500
    5 years ago

    You must be fat as fuck

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  • Aroura77
    5 years ago

    this post made me lose my shit XD

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  • Silver500
    5 years ago

    Was it diarrhea or big chunks of poop

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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    You go.
    You go now poopie-boy.

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    So when you realised that you pooped... You just left it there for them to find? Wow. You are bold, OP.

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  • ELCNU
    5 years ago

    No but I'm laughing my ass off reading this

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  • kelili
    5 years ago

    This post is hilarious!

    I can now die.

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  • bigbudchonga
    5 years ago

    You should have taken a big whiff and winked at the nurse sexually

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  • KitKatmeow
    5 years ago

    Haha... This is kinda not normal... Sorry, bud...

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  • JOY_DOPAMINE
    5 years ago

    Maybe you were drugged out and something else happened other than massage.

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  • jethro
    5 years ago

    I seriously doubt that this actually happened. Sounds more like a troll post just trying to get a reaction.

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  • Meowypowers
    5 years ago

    I am immature and dying laughing. Did you drink tea before?

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I can understand almost pooping, as the massage might help loosen you up and relax you, which would also relax your bowels.

    But actually shitting yourself? That's too much, even if your stool was loose.

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  • Ummitsstillme
    5 years ago

    Possibly, butt for sure after a Chinese traditional Dim Sum.

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  • Anonymous9094
    5 years ago

    This is extremely normal happens all the time.

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