Massive poop during chinese traditional massage

in the .001% chance that this is true im sure yall wont be invited back

You must be fat as fuck

this post made me lose my shit XD

Was it diarrhea or big chunks of poop

You go.
You go now poopie-boy.

So when you realised that you pooped... You just left it there for them to find? Wow. You are bold, OP.

No but I'm laughing my ass off reading this

This post is hilarious!

I can now die.

You should have taken a big whiff and winked at the nurse sexually

Haha... This is kinda not normal... Sorry, bud...

Maybe you were drugged out and something else happened other than massage.

I seriously doubt that this actually happened. Sounds more like a troll post just trying to get a reaction.

I am immature and dying laughing. Did you drink tea before?

I can understand almost pooping, as the massage might help loosen you up and relax you, which would also relax your bowels.

But actually shitting yourself? That's too much, even if your stool was loose.

Possibly, butt for sure after a Chinese traditional Dim Sum.

This is extremely normal happens all the time.