Man pooping in the stall next to me didnt wipe
I went to poop in a stall at work. I went into one of the two stalls, in that bathroom, and I realized they had no toilet paper in the first stall so I went to the 2nd stall to poop. About a minute after I sit down a guy walked in and closed the door in the stall next to me. I said "Just to let you know man there aint no toilet paper in that stall." and the guy simply said back "They trippin..." and he sat down and started shitting anyway!!!
Hahaha I was like is this dude really shitting with no toilet paper!? Things only got weirder from then on. The fellow pooper man started conversating with me! We are both shitting and he's wanting to go back and forth talking about our day. I replied with one word answers to hope he would shut up. And we have those automatic flushing toilets and it was flushing while he was shitting and splashing water on him over and over.