As a pro-fart advocate, I'm often yelled at and commanded to do my farting in the bathroom, even when there are none nearby. For these people to be pushing us, the proud farters, into even narrower circumstances in which we may perform our biological functions is an affront to farters, and a breach of the liberty and free agency of all people, young and old, in this great country of ours.
Don't tread on my right to fart. It is an inalienable right of humanity!
MALE OPINION PLEASE: Is it rude to fart while peeing at a urinal?
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As a pro-fart advocate, I'm often yelled at and commanded to do my farting in the bathroom, even when there are none nearby. For these people to be pushing us, the proud farters, into even narrower circumstances in which we may perform our biological functions is an affront to farters, and a breach of the liberty and free agency of all people, young and old, in this great country of ours.
Don't tread on my right to fart. It is an inalienable right of humanity!