Make a 'jeffrey' with 5 ingredients

If youve ever seen the movie 'get him to the greek', you will probably remember the bit where they smoke a 'jeffrey', a joint containing loads of different drugs like heeoin, crack, speed, meth, acid, weed, mushrooms, ecstasy and all sorts.
The reason it's called a jeffrey is because no one would ever be scared of a jeffrey.
If you were going to make a jeffrey with 5 ingredients, what would you put in it? The aim is to get as fucked up as possible wether it is enjoyable or not.