Love her just vacated seat

Just women in general, like in public? She gets up from a chair in, say, a restaurant, and you go and sit there when she leaves? Yeah, that's slightly creepy.

Cringe.

I don't know if it's "weird" or not, but definately unusual.
Since you don't seek to sit where other MEN have sat, this is obviously a fetish, specific to womens' asses.
Find a woman, with a nice ass, and let your lap, or face be the "seat".

Nice

Vacated? Like farted?

Do you bury your face in the seat and inhale the heady aroma of unwiped ass?

I was thinking this was about you planning on running for office before an election cycle.

I suppose in a cold climate this wouldn't be so weird if you're just arriving and needing somewhere to sit as that person is leaving.

Sounds weird, but whatever.

Never done it, but I think I get the attraction.