You should jerk off angrily into a sock then take it to the zoo, and fling it at an animal of choosing. Wipe the floor with a cloth to make sure any crumbs from your bed sheets don't make you trip and sprain your elbow. I heard once that being depressed is better than being inflated so straighten a corkscrew and jam it in someones letterbox. And seriously how good would talking letterbox's be? Like if they had AI and abused the mail man on his arrival like "give me da fucking mail!!!" And it's little flap thingy moves like a mouth when it talks, so you walk outside and it's like "where are you going?" you reply "out to the store mr box" and it gets cranky because you didn't bring it a chocolate back from the store.
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You should jerk off angrily into a sock then take it to the zoo, and fling it at an animal of choosing. Wipe the floor with a cloth to make sure any crumbs from your bed sheets don't make you trip and sprain your elbow. I heard once that being depressed is better than being inflated so straighten a corkscrew and jam it in someones letterbox. And seriously how good would talking letterbox's be? Like if they had AI and abused the mail man on his arrival like "give me da fucking mail!!!" And it's little flap thingy moves like a mouth when it talks, so you walk outside and it's like "where are you going?" you reply "out to the store mr box" and it gets cranky because you didn't bring it a chocolate back from the store.