Live like an as*****

I eat like a 7 year old with money and i smoked for about 13 years. Im 29 now so i figured by the time im 70 they can just clone me and swap the brains or something idk let the scientist figure it out. All im saying is ill be fine right guys?

Dead at 55 22
Nano bots keep me alive 3
Mini me clone 2
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  • Tato

    Do you think you'll be important enough to be getting that treatment?

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    • Nednerb43

      Maybe who knows

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    I wouldn't count on it. You might be in your 90's before they'll invent that stuff, and if you carry on living unhealthily you might be long dead before then.

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    • SmokeEverything

      But you could also be one of those people who drinks liquor smokes crack and shoves cigars up their butt every day and still lives to be 95. Gotta do what feels right brother. sober people get struck by lightning all the time.

      But nah they don't want people living to be old anymore. There's never going to be technology released that keeps regular people alive forever.

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      • JellyBeanBandit

        Those people are the small exception, the only reason everyone seems to have a story about someone like that is because they're so memorable for being an outlier. People who live unhealthy and die at a youngish age are forgotten, so are those who live healthy and die older than average, because they're not interesting.

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        • Nednerb43

          What constitutes for youngish?lol my dad was 47 when he died, or did you mean like 7 ?

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          • JellyBeanBandit

            In their 50's or 60's or early 70's.

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      • Nednerb43

        Good point, my uncle smoke 2 packs a day,drink about 8 beers and eats pizza ,burgers and chips and all of his family is dead for the most part

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  • 12Ncrawler35

    Be careful dude you don’t wanna regret destroying your body and dying young. Maybe you’ll be fine or technology advancements will save you and that would be great. But just try to play it safe or at least safer.

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