Like to strut my stuff

Heehhee here goes my story

It all started after trying out a male g-string. I enjoyed the way it rubbed up far into my butt but I didn't want my gf at the time to see so I threw it in trash.

Much to what I thought was my demise back then I just couldn't resist and would purposely bunch my briefs in the back so I'd be getting a wedgie all day. It was uncomfortable at first and would regret it and I'd have to swing my waist from side to side real hard to try to budge it out without drawing much attention to what I was doing since I have an important position a work but people would look and star and noticing the way I began to walk almost as if I was always flamboyantly bouncing around I started to like the attention hehhehh that is when I realized this was the start of a good beginning ^.^

I quit my self-made thongs hobby but since then I like strut my stuff when I walk where ever I may go. I just like the stares I get from the ladies, I know they find me very attractive, specially my walk. Maybe I will find a girlfriend soon heehhe... OH MY I just like to glide around, and walk like I'm on dancing with the stars, I bounce my skeleton-like behind (which I know will soon be the new bubble butt ^.^) I do this at the store, at my workplace, gas stations, every where!

I used to be scare that the ladies would not like my habit of moving like the stereotypical gay man on tv but I consider myself straight and know soon one will throw herself at me after seeing my gracious, dainty walk heehhe... I totally straight I just consider myself to be a sexy, youthful-looking provocative man even tho I'm 40 I know deep down inside I am 22 I mean I look 25 years younger so actually who am I kidding I know deep down I am 15 <*.*> O yaaash I am smooth and so cool and hip like them hips I be strutting now dont hate don't hate!!!

So it this normal?

Hi5 I wanna be as smooth as u 3
Haahhaa that's why you are still single 3
Other. Don't hesitate to comment ^.^ 1
U r old get over it 2
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Comments ( 4 )
  • NormaJean

    You might just have hemorrhoids. They make it harder to get your rear clean and itching develops. Tucking your clothing up into your rear rubs the itch. You can prance around if you want, but you should probably elevate things to taking a dance class if you want to "meet someone".

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  • hymiehymowitz

    Fleece Johnson wants to marry you.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    they know what is what but they dont know what is what they just strut

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  • Aries

    get your tiny little shit hole cock fucked in that shit socket

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