Let me guess your super power

Ill guess what super power you would have

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Based on 9 votes (4 yes)
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  • Somenormie

    I wanna one punch people!

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    • LloydAsher

      You can already do that with just regular training.

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  • bigbudchonger

    Autism is my superpower

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  • Tinybird

    guess

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    • Tornado conjuring ;)

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      • Tinybird

        YESSS!!

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        • Ayyyy

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  • Ghostface

    me me meeee

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    • Immortality because youre a horror killer and always come back

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  • LloydAsher

    I like utility superpowers. I find uses for everything.

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    • Grunewald

      Then I bet your superpower would be an affinity with bats, hi-tech cars and people in jumpsuits and masks; high-level athletic abilities, and nerves as steely as your gadget arsenal. And a cape because, well, you just never know. Aka...

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      • LloydAsher

        Honestly it would be awesome to have a macgyver superpower.

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        • Grunewald

          I was thinking more Batman...

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    K

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    • Invisibility because you hate people

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

        Yaay, I spooky ghost.

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  • KholatKhult

    YEEEAAAAHHHHHH

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    • You give me shape shifting energy! My personal favourite!

      Or super speed/strength.

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      • KholatKhult

        Dude, that’s kickass.
        I’ll use my shapeshifting powers to turn into a goose so I have mastery over sea, land, and air. Or, turn into the most handsome man on IIN …. Oh wait 😏

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        • hell yeah!

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      • CountessDouche

        What!? No way, I hate to disagree with shapeshifter, but as cool as it is, coal cat strikes me as a very steady, consistent, like idk SOLID type person, unshakably so.

        I'm actually gonna have to disagree. Super strength would work though.

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        • KholatKhult

          Steady, solid, and unshakable, due to the absolute dump truck of an ass I’m burdened to lug around behind me

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          • CountessDouche

            Now, now. Don't you talk about your wife like that. She could beat you within an inch of your life.

            Hello, guy who thinks he's tough shit for being a Siberian horse farmer, meet some lady who willingly moved to a Siberian horse farm.

            Game over. Curb stomp

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            • KholatKhult

              Not to mention does pro bono work yanking bad teeth out of mean old Siberian ranchers and calls it “volunteering”.
              Couldn’t she just help at a soup kitchen or something ?
              Love that little powerhouse

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    • CountessDouche

      I object completely to the OP's response.

      I say horse whispering. PSSSTTT, PSSTTT, hey horse, get the f out of my living room please.

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  • Meatballsandwich

    Ok

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    • Telepathy cause youre kind.

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  • Grunewald

    Self-absorbed as this is, I would love you to guess mine!

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    • Mind control

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      • Grunewald

        Lol! Thank you! (I think...?)

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  • Inkmaster

    Hello.

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    • Clairvoyant because youre v observant.

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      • Inkmaster

        That's very kind of you to say, thank you.

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        • Curiouskitten444

          Youre welcome ❤️

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  • anonY123

    I would love to glide across buildings with spider webs like spider man

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  • Clunk42

    Hello there.

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    • Grunewald

      The ability to turn enemies into stone? Or maybe to call down fire from heaven?

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      • Clunk42

        I wouldn't be able to use either of those powers. I feel bad killing a roach, since it feels like a waste.

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        • Healing

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  • megadriver

    I am megadriver... man! I have the superpower to drive vehicles! Any vehicle out there, I'll be able to drive it!

    Megadriver man away!!!
    *S600 project tries to do an aggressive launch, but backfires and goes into limp mode*

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      *squirrels nuts collection sucked into your maf*

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  • sweetone89

    Okay

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    • Invulnerability because you are compassionate and it seems like youve been through some shit and came out the other side.

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  • DarkMatter

    I love people and would love to help them. I am a patriotic and logical person. Can you guess

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    • Superman? Captain America?

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      • DarkMatter

        Captain America

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Hit me OP.

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    • CountessDouche

      Invisible fucks. Does she give a fuck? Where are her fucks? I cant see any!

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      • SkullsNRoses

        Asexual with no fucks to give xo.

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        • CountessDouche

          You were born with zero fucks to give and you will henceforth bestow fucks on no one, not physically, not mentally, not metaphysicaly.

          I'm sorry kind sir, I'd give you an extra fuck, but I have none in my basket.

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    • Telekinesis cause youre a badass

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      • SkullsNRoses

        Aw, shucks!

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        • ❤️

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  • shoka2322

    I wouldn't mind being a shaman.

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    • shoka2322

      Ok, who fucking downvoted me?! You know i don't have that fucking option!!!

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      • I upvoted one of the downvotes. No idea why that was downvoted.

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  • idkyourmom27

    I kin get any whoaman like evor. Eevin yo mama dawg :3

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  • blinkeredharlot

    Yeh?

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    • Fire generation cause you spicy

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'm curious, what do you think my super power is?

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    • The ability to communicate with animals because you love animals

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      • RoseIsabella

        Oh, that one sounds wonderful to me! 💓🌹👍🏻🍻🎉🎆🎂🤗

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        • Curiouskitten444

          I knew it would ❤️

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          • RoseIsabella

            Thanks.

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  • YE

    I see and smell BS from a mile away.

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    • Telepathy or clairvoyant cause of what you just said

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      • YE

        To think I can detect BS from the dead is empowering.

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  • Flight!

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  • LloydAsher

    Anime. 90% of people have superpowers only 0.1% of people have inherently kick ass powers. Other 89.9% have to get creative to be badass or they just flat out suck entirely.

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  • LloydAsher

    Oh like from my hero academia where you have some useless ass powers.

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  • LloydAsher

    That's like the genie equivalent of asking for two pennies.

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    • Grunewald

      I don't understand :-(

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