1) My most useless talent is eating. To make it short, I can eat way more than the average person can.
2) I'd probably want Cerberus. He's got 3 faces. That's more doggy faces to pet.
3) Honestly, there aren't any celebrities I find attractive.
4) When I was a kid, my cousin made me believe that my dog Blackie could read my mind.
5) I was hanging out with friends and we all couldn't fit in his car so I said something along the lines like "I'm Hispanic! Put me in the trunk! Smuggle me to our destination!"
6) Ex's and O's by Atreyu.
7) Breaking into a former friends property and stealing back my lawnmower. It wasn't the first time I had to do this with people.
8) I used to crush on people quickly. These days it takes a lot for me to stay interested in other people.
9) Probably my mother. She's air headed, ghetto, and once maxed out one of my credit cards, but other than that she's pretty cool.
10) I'm skinny but I used to be fat. When I was fat my boobs were large and perky. The more weight I lost, the smaller they got and the lower they hung. One of them is decent looking and the other looks like a wrinkly, flat tire. I'm glad pushup bras are a thing. They make them look like nothings wrong with them. Lol
When I said it wasn't the first time I had to do this with people, I meant other items. I've had spare tires stolen, a game system, a bike, and snow equipment. I probably could've wrote that better. XD
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1) My most useless talent is eating. To make it short, I can eat way more than the average person can.
2) I'd probably want Cerberus. He's got 3 faces. That's more doggy faces to pet.
3) Honestly, there aren't any celebrities I find attractive.
4) When I was a kid, my cousin made me believe that my dog Blackie could read my mind.
5) I was hanging out with friends and we all couldn't fit in his car so I said something along the lines like "I'm Hispanic! Put me in the trunk! Smuggle me to our destination!"
6) Ex's and O's by Atreyu.
7) Breaking into a former friends property and stealing back my lawnmower. It wasn't the first time I had to do this with people.
8) I used to crush on people quickly. These days it takes a lot for me to stay interested in other people.
9) Probably my mother. She's air headed, ghetto, and once maxed out one of my credit cards, but other than that she's pretty cool.
10) I'm skinny but I used to be fat. When I was fat my boobs were large and perky. The more weight I lost, the smaller they got and the lower they hung. One of them is decent looking and the other looks like a wrinkly, flat tire. I'm glad pushup bras are a thing. They make them look like nothings wrong with them. Lol
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What's so great or unique about your lawnmower that people keep stealing it and you have to go steal it back?
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When I said it wasn't the first time I had to do this with people, I meant other items. I've had spare tires stolen, a game system, a bike, and snow equipment. I probably could've wrote that better. XD
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Dayem... If you would have just broke someone's leg when they did it the first time, people would think twice about doing it to you a second time.
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None of my former friends were very smart. XD