Ladies, what is your favorite way to be asked out?

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  • "G'day! Bit of poety for ya, darl.

    *ahem*

    Your hair - your hair is a wispy tuna net that has snared my dolphin heart...
    Ah your eyes shine brighter than a lighthouse...
    Your skin - your skin is a soft sandy beach with terry towelling beach towels luxuriating as your eyebrows...
    Your breath is like the restless ocean - filled with rubbish, bits of tin cans, rotting fish heads...
    Your ears are like sea shells, and if you listen carefully, you can hear the ocean in them..."

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