Ladies, what is your favorite way to be asked out?

Are you retarded? Because you sure are special.

Or possibly my favorite:
nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

I can't remember the last one I used. I Think it was : Hey, I don't see a beer in my hand!! Stole Nora's heart ❤ hahaha

"G'day! Bit of poety for ya, darl.

*ahem*

Your hair - your hair is a wispy tuna net that has snared my dolphin heart...
Ah your eyes shine brighter than a lighthouse...
Your skin - your skin is a soft sandy beach with terry towelling beach towels luxuriating as your eyebrows...
Your breath is like the restless ocean - filled with rubbish, bits of tin cans, rotting fish heads...
Your ears are like sea shells, and if you listen carefully, you can hear the ocean in them..."

Do you wanna blow it before I put it in like a Nintendo cartridge? Eh? :D

Depending on age of prey, all you'll get is .......... *crickets* ............

Haha bitch get in!!! Now!!!!!

New one from a friend recently:

"Pucker up, fish face!"

*swoons*

:D

Oh, I forgot to mention the classiest one I've heard. "Girl, do you want a mustache ride?" Haha. Eww.

Hahaha, some of your options are so funny! I love bad chat up lines! Like: "Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!" Hehe, imagine being called Gillette! How funny.:D

Haha, this post is so funny. "Bitch get in!". Deary me, I can't stop laughing. I wonder if anyone's ever actually used that as a chat up line.:O

your parents must be retarded cause youre special

Let's play army...

I'll get under cover and you can blow the hell out of me.

Just ask. Either way I'm either going to say no or yes.

What about:
Hey i know i could rock your world.

If your left leg is 'Thanks Giving' and your right leg is 'Christmas' can i come in between the holidays.

Bitch please i now own your ass so come with me.

If you were a car door I'd slam you all night long.

But now i think about it my bf never asked me out we just sorta knew we liked each other and got together. I'd like to be asked put for a nice meal at KFC lol I'm fussy with food so that would work.

Any is fine... If it isn't: Hey,____! Come on and let's go out! *drags you away*

I would love to play video games, though!

Another (funny) one is:
Boy: "do you want to come with me for a fuck?"
Girl: "no I do not"
Boy: "so I suppose a blow job is out of the question then?"

I've had this used on me a few times and it has never failed: "If I buy a bottle of Champagne for us to share, would you spend some time with me? I would love to get to know you"
OK, there is an upfront investment, but it works (assuming the girl drinks alcohol!!).

Does wanna fuck really work on 4 IIN girls? Or was the poll rigged by trolls...

I would go for Nice tits or nice ass over a fb convo! An then ask them out My tits 34E massive!xx :**

Oh man, I don't usually like to be asked out because 99% of the time it's by someone I have no interest in. Well, wait, I DO like to be asked out, only by guys who I WANT to ask me out, but that's the exception rather than the rule.

If it IS a guy I'm interested in I like the blunt approach. I look at guys sexually only to be honest. I know at first glance if I want to sleep with him. I don't think about anything else because I usually have no intention for a relationship at first anyway.

The last guy I approached, I said, 'I'm going to cut to the chase, do you want to fuck?'...he agreed, we walked to his house, and we did, a few times in total over a few weeks. It went nowhere, which was good. After that, a guy approached me and sorta asked me the same thing, but I liked his friend so I agreed to hang out just to get with his buddy. I turned that boy's world upside down....

But alas, I'm married....I wish I could have some fun but that's not in the cards anymore. Well some of this type of shit happened while I was married but I can't afford to put the strain on the relationship again.

Right. If your opening line begins with "Wanna ... " the rest should be about playing in the sandbox.

It's amazing how a few girls can get the conversation whipped up. I love a good party.

It really makes me blush when men call me beautiful and then ask me out but it makes me wonder how many other girls they have used the same line on. So just asking me to hang out is most likely to work.

do you want to go see skyfall tonight?
yes sounds good