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If he whispered in your ear 'Oh how I long for you, you red hot sex pot. Liquid dreams of you beckon to my throbbing manhood.' Would you respond with 'Mount me you mighty stallion. Ream me with your big horse cock.'? Just sayin'.
*shivers from the metaphors and vomits on his chest
What is this!? The 1700's
Good grief...
Ladies, it's your first time with a new guy, during sex he blurts out.
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If he whispered in your ear 'Oh how I long for you, you red hot sex pot. Liquid dreams of you beckon to my throbbing manhood.' Would you respond with 'Mount me you mighty stallion. Ream me with your big horse cock.'?
Just sayin'.
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*shivers from the metaphors and vomits on his chest
What is this!? The 1700's
Good grief...