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I would tell him I gotta go take a dump.
Oh my darling how you maketh my gonads swell on yonder. Won't you cuppeth mine balls whilst thou takes a dumparoo and choke down my love lizard?
Now that's poetry.
Thank you, I try.
Would thou wanteth to view the sausage of my loins?
Nope.
Well alrighyeth then. I shall pull up my tights.
Ladies, it's your first time with a new guy, during sex he blurts out.
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I would tell him I gotta go take a dump.
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Oh my darling how you maketh my gonads swell on yonder. Won't you cuppeth mine balls whilst thou takes a dumparoo and choke down my love lizard?
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Now that's poetry.
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Thank you, I try.
Would thou wanteth to view the sausage of my loins?
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Well alrighyeth then. I shall pull up my tights.