Ladies, it's your first time with a new guy, during sex he blurts out.

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Ladies, it's your first time with a new guy,
during sex he blurts out..."Fuck me you hot bitch, your pussy feels so good."

Your reaction.

Instant turn off. 36
Freak out & grab your clothes. 7
Doesn't faze you. 25
Turns you on more. 30
Scream back, Fuck me you beast, fill me with your cock meat. 35
Realize it was a mistake leaving the convent. 9
You blurt out "Ooow fuck me Daddy." 33
Other/ please comment. 8
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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago | pl

    I would tell him I gotta go take a dump.

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    • VirgilManly
      9 years ago

      Oh my darling how you maketh my gonads swell on yonder. Won't you cuppeth mine balls whilst thou takes a dumparoo and choke down my love lizard?

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Now that's poetry.

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        • VirgilManly
          9 years ago

          Thank you, I try.

          Would thou wanteth to view the sausage of my loins?

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          • RoseIsabella
            9 years ago

            Nope.

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            • VirgilManly
              9 years ago

              Well alrighyeth then. I shall pull up my tights.

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    I'd probably say something dirty, but it sure as shit would not involve the words "cock meat" or "daddy"

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      If he whispered in your ear 'Oh how I long for you, you red hot sex pot. Liquid dreams of you beckon to my throbbing manhood.' Would you respond with 'Mount me you mighty stallion. Ream me with your big horse cock.'?
      Just sayin'.

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      • CountessDouche
        9 years ago

        *shivers from the metaphors and vomits on his chest

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      • gummy_jr
        9 years ago

        What is this!? The 1700's

        Good grief...

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  • gummy_jr
    9 years ago

    Burp in his face

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      I like.
      ;-)

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  • Fall_leaves
    9 years ago

    Id climb off of him and get dressed. Just shut up and fuck me, I don't want commentary.

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    • DaMan
      9 years ago

      loool ur sex - is wack - as fuck

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      • Fall_leaves
        9 years ago

        *bitch slap* you whack as fuck

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      Hello intellectual college hipster girl.

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      • Fall_leaves
        9 years ago

        is this the person I believe it to be? ferrets?

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      I'm going to remember this for quite awhile...LOL

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  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago

    i want to tickle you on the inside

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      See, now that's nice.

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      • shuggy-chan
        9 years ago

        with my man meat xD

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        • RoseIsabella
          9 years ago

          Hey, have you ever heard of Meat Beat Manifesto?

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  • Mersaphe
    9 years ago

    This sounds normal to me, but I'm a guy so what do I know, lol

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  • loopoo
    9 years ago

    The 'fuck me' part doesn't make sense, guys usually fuck girls because of the way genitals are made.

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    Makes me think of Ross Noble's story about a friend of his who had an encounter with a man who started saying, "Show me...show me...show me" which gradually worled up to, "Show me where your mother lives!"

    Apparently at that point, she excused herself to hide in the bathroom and lock the door.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago

    Zip down my skin and reveal my true form (a xenomorph).

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    *GF puts on strap on and flips me over*
    "that's it Kevin TAKE IT! you made your parents disappear didn't you Kevy, that's what you wanted you wanted them to disappear, say it Kevy say I made my parents disappear I MADE MY PARENTS DISAPPEAR!"

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  • Barracuda
    9 years ago

    minus the "bitch" part, everything else is sexy. if he calls me a "slut" or "whore"

    instant turn off

    a slut immediately reminds me of STDs, dirtyness. ugh. turn off immediately. that would ruin the mood

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  • gashlover
    9 years ago

    all this talk about sex is making me horny

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    • GinaHead
      9 years ago | pl

      *barfs

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  • Lode1203
    9 years ago

    The cock meat part is hilarious

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Would you like a half pound thinly sliced?
      I could throw in a little head cheese.

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  • Goodvibrations
    9 years ago

    I don't really no how I'd respond, dirty talk doesn't do much for me but if I was enjoying myself prior to that point I guess I wouldn't let it upset me...

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I would realize that I shouldn't have left the safety and security of the covenant. They had one day during the week where we were allowed to kidnap circus clowns, dip them in salsa, and toss them in the rainforest for the angry mandrills to eat.

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  • lolol555
    9 years ago

    That's fine if he's doing the fucking, I don't give a shit what you're saying, but if he expects me to get on top now then no thanks (could be thinking of the "fuck me" part wrong though). Just not my thing usually.

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  • acidlor
    9 years ago

    It would be odd yes, and I'd probably tell him that I wasn't comfortable with it. We could still have sex as long as he didn't get weird again...

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  • poon_jabber
    9 years ago

    While im.going down & im fingering her when I notice some positive reinforcement like wetness or clitty boner I will get her to beg for my.cock meat.

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