Ladies: how big of a penis is TOO big?

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  • disthing
    9 years ago | pl

    Long enough it violently and painfully smashes into the cervix with each thrust.

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    • Shackleford96
      9 years ago | pl

      Ha! This made me laugh. Thank you for that :)

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    • Avant-Garde
      9 years ago | pl

      Sounds like he has a swordfish for a penis.

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      • disthing
        9 years ago | pl

        My swordfish brings all the girls to the yard,
        And they're like, 'it's bigger than yours',
        Damn right, it's bigger than yours,
        I can show you, but I have to charge.

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