Keeping track of my girlfriend's toilet use

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  • trexagireve
    4 years ago | pl

    The only way to save water when you have a female roommate is to let her use you as her human toilet!!

    This way you will not need any water beside her natural golden nectar and she will not need any sort of white porcelain toilet or water to flush her waste!!

    You will be recycling every last drop that comes out of her divine body!! Think about it!!

    Also because females are superior in any way to males you will become a better person if you daily consume something that is made by her superior body!! Because it contains her divine DNA!!

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    • curious-bunny
      4 years ago | pl

      See I can fully support that. I'm that way with men, happy to consume there fluids

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    • EnglishLad
      4 years ago | pl

      You sound like a modern wave feminist dominatrix...

      There is nothing hot or sexy about putting the opposite sex down for their shortcomings.

      And you wonder why the vast majority of people who commit suicide are male...

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