Just one little bark from a dog..

Just one little bark from a dog and I'm about ready to explode. It especially shits me when its a surprise bark that I didn't know the dog was there then woooooof, fvcking almost jump out of my skin.

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  • TerriAngel

    Only insecure dogs bark a bunch.
    They're more apt to bite too.
    ( poodles, chiuahuas, etc. )
    A real dog rarely barks.
    He/she just knows.
    Nothing to prove.

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    • All my neighbours have pussy dogs then. They bark all hours of the day and night

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      • TerriAngel

        Ive been there.
        it sucks.
        Its as if the owner is deaf or something.
        I love animals, but I wanted to kill the non stop barking neighbors dog.
        Its very irritating when owners allow that type of behavior.

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        • We lived in one house where in a 12 month period we did not once get to sit down and eat dinner in peace, not one night.

          They would bark from anywhere from 30 mins to 2 hours non stop in the morning, then 4 hours non stop starting around 5 or 6 pm, then woken up around 2 am with it yelping and fighting.

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          • TerriAngel

            F'd up owners.
            I saw a couple today.
            sitting there with their dog.
            He just sat next to them and barked at people.
            They were clueless and semi deaf.
            They finally got him to chill.
            But, I cant imagine what home is like for them.
            Properly trained, a dog will not bark.
            unless there's a reason.

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            • Yeah I have seen that its like 50% of the population are immune to barking, its like their brains just block it out. My auntie is one of them, she has multiple silky terriers and they bark non stop. I go over there and she talks to me and i'm like how the hell can you even hear yourself think. How can you have a conversation with them things yapping in you ear.

              I have a dog, its just an instinct for me to shut it up or growl at it when it barks. I don't wait to its been barking for a period of time, I hush it up strait away. Not that it really barks, and when it does its literally like 2 seconds then it just sit there and stalker watch watever it was.

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      • leggs91200

        could you contact animal control about it? I had to because of my neighbor's dogs.

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        • I have had to do that before. Its funny, you put up with their dogs day in and day out for months maybe years, then when they get one little letter or a knock on the door from animal control they have a hissy fit and can not for the life of them understand that others don't want to have to hear that crap.

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          • leggs91200

            Usually people who are responsible for annoying sounds do not seem to understand that no one else wants to hear it. Loud engines, music, dogs barking, their cell phone, late night arguments, loud parties...

            In some jurisdictions, maybe yours too, you have to have evidence of the noisy disturbance before a citation can be issued or a court case. Like several days of video evidence (a couple minutes a day perhaps), logs, and maybe at least one neighbor who would be willing to serve as a witness. Animal control in your town can tell you the specifics.

            It is a lot of hassle but if that is what it finally takes. It comes down to - do you want to put a stop to it or just let the neighbors get away with it? If they are doing you no favors, you owe them nothing. So what if they have a fit? They need to shut their god damn dogs up.

            Resist the temptation to hurt the dogs though. No need to put yourself in legal trouble. Go through the proper legal channels and when the neighbors get fined or even learn they COULD be, they might re-think letting their precious little noise makers outside to bark non stop.

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    • Aethylfritha

      Ive met german shepherd and dobermans who dont bark but will bite and chase people. Not saying they are well trained ones.

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      • TerriAngel

        Aethyl.
        Dogs arent perfect.
        Im just saying from what I have seen.
        small dogs are more likely to bark, and bite.
        ( given the same quality of owner. )
        A big dog is a dangerous and deadly animal if raised to act that way.
        The pit bull attacks,
        They are horrifying.
        But they are the result of how the dog was raised.
        A poodle or chiuawa may try the same acts.
        A big dog has the bite to back up the bark.
        I just dont believe in bad dogs.
        Just shitty owners.

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        • Aethylfritha

          I have a small dog that yaps but has never snapped or bitten anybody.

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          • TerriAngel

            Aethyl?
            Bitten, no.
            Pee'd yes.
            Right on your carpet, purse, seat, or wherever the "dog"
            Was at.
            If a little ratt dog isn't barking or biting.
            Its shivering and peeing.

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    • leggs91200

      Makes sense. Like everything in nature that is small has to prove itself.

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    • TobesHugs

      My dog never barks. She just watches people and stalks up to them all the way down the fence line. Then if they say hello she’ll put her head up and wag her tail. I swear, she’s Mr. Pickles.

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        I love that animated series mr pickles

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      • I really like dogs like yours. There just is no need for all this loud barking.

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  • Aethylfritha

    I prefer cats because they dont bark, dont generally bite or attack people( rare exceptions)and never poop and pee on the floor. I get annoyed af when my dog yaps her head off at the trash men, the mail men etc.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    My neighbor has FIVE chihuahua dogs. They're yappy and annoying. Last Spring, one of the chihuahuas decided to charge head on towards my boyfriend's car while he was driving it. He slammed on the brakes before she became road meat. I think she saw the car as a monster and was trying to protect one of the kids in my neighbor's yard, but all his car did was pass by the yard. It wasn't on it. The dog was dumb to even try such a thing.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    ima dress yalls goofy ass in a squirrel suit & turn it loose in my yard with the dingo in hot pursuit

    top quality award winnin entertainment for mr sidewalk im tellin ya

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    • charli.m

      I love your dingo. We need more stories about him.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        hes so aloof & independent that im sure hes runnin on cat.exe software

        for all his bluster & many hours outside patrollin as mr sovereign lone wolf he just looooooves bein on a leash which is a total contradiction

        our daily walks are the only time he breaks down & acts like a lovey dovey doggy and the only time i gits kisses

        also the only time i gits exercise on a daily basis in this ridiculous climate so its win win

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        • charli.m

          Awww haha reminds me of my old dog. I love aloof jerk cat dogs.

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    • I don't want to.

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  • KholatKhult

    Why are you just making angry posts lmfaoooo
    Man relax go drink a strawberry lemonade or something sheesh. So touchy.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Yes, I love strawberry lemonade!

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      • KholatKhult

        My fiancée makes a killer from-scratch strawberry lemonade with mint and these little hand sewn teabags of Chinese herbs I don’t know the names of.
        It’s amazing. The best part of my mornings in the summers

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        • RoseIsabella

          That sounds awesome!

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      • I'm a coke man myself.

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        • RoseIsabella

          I love Coca-Cola, but I also love Canada Dry ginger ale.

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          • C ginger ale with rum. mmmmm

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            • RoseIsabella

              Oh, yes!

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    • I don't like strawberry humph. You relax and go stick your lemonade up your ass, then jump up and down to make it all fizzy and shit yourself.

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      • PS, Have a good day

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      • KholatKhult

        Hey !! Ass-based threats I can stomach, but insults towards lemonade is crossing the line.

        Somebody get this man a drink with a little paper umbrella in it !!

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        • I want whisky hold the ice

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          • MissWolf

            Can I join? After today I need me time...for real...ugh

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            • More the merrier.

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  • bigbudchonga

    My cat's name is Sophie

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  • noneoftheabove

    Sounds like you’re walking around on tenterhooks

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    Worse at night when you walking through a paddock and you hear a big mean one barking and your not sure if its out, on a lead or free to run up and get you. You can't see shit in the dark but you know that smelly mutt can see you fine.

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  • howaminotmyself

    It was just a "hello."

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    • No, I speak dog, didn't I tell you? Dog said (I'll translate) "FUCK FUCK, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, ILL KILL YOU, wait i smell ass,, FUCK THAT, FUCK FUCK, ILL KILL YOU, ILL BITE SO HARD YOUR GRANDCHILDREN THAT I WILL HUMP THEIR LEGS WILL FEEL IT" That what the doggy say.

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      • howaminotmyself

        I think something must have been lost (or gained) in translation.

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  • sissycakes

    Dogs are sweet creatures and they bark? What is someone to do about it? I mean they cannot just keep their dogs inside.

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    • Its called stop being a lazy POS and hush your dog when it barks, ever herd of discipline and training? If you are too lazy to do these things then you might have to keep it inside or get rid of it.

      Subwoofers are sweet things too! No one would put up with that :)

      You may love your dog and think its cute when it barks, but you must be completely insane if you think everyone has to like your dog too.

      Grow up! Let others enjoy their property in peace.

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      • sissycakes

        Some people are not aware of how to train and discipline dogs. It seems like a person could get used to it like a train going by.

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        • Wish I could. Train going by is usually only minutes though. In my experience neighbours let their dogs bark for hours, gets dam annoying when you try and concentrate on something.

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