Jealous Of Males That Can Pee With Boners. IIN?

Ever since I was a kid, I have heard stories from my friends talking about how they can urinate with an erection. (I don't mean a semi-boner, but a full blown erection). I used to dismiss them as made up fairy tales, mainly because I knew that I couldn't do it, no matter how hard I tried, so I figured that they were lying. But now, I have been reading many accounts from adult males my age, (twenty something year olds), talking about how they can pee with full erections. I really have to admit that I'm extremely jealous that they can do it. I don't know why, but any guy that can pee with a full blown erection is extremely Alpha, as far as I'm concerned. I mean, I just think it is extremely masculine, and I really wish that I could do it. I don't know...is it normal to feel this way?

Is It Normal?
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  • Why the fuck would you worry about such a stupid thing

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  • You posted this last month. Do you really have nothing better to do then repost this?

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  • I don't know if this will make you feel better or worse. I'm very beta. I'm a gay submissive male that loves to be dominated by alpha men. I enjoy crossdressing and all kinda of girly shit. I wake up every morning and piss with a full on erection and I've been doing this for as long as I can remember.

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  • The vast majority of men cannot do this. There are certain parts of the anatomy that come into play that typically and actually prevent this. If you could do it, you’d have to urinate on to the shower wall or out the bathroom window every morning, unless you were willing to repaint the bathroom walls every few weeks.

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  • That's about as sensible as being insanely jealous of people who can wiggle their ears or move their eyes independently.

    Can't believe there are many women who would find this sexy or interesting at all. You've got the equipment you've got; accept that, and learn how to use it well.

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  • it is not that great unless you are laying on your back and then pee on yourself while your woman watches and talks dirty to you!

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  • Boners? Sounds like your still a kid. Only kids use that word. Does mommy know your trolling on her computer?

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  • That isn't alpha at all.

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  • rabbit ears , thats a term we can all relate too

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  • This is the stupidest thing I've read in the past few weeks... Why would you be jealous over such nonsense?! Who cares if you can, or can't pee with a boner. Even if you can, it hurts.

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  • There's nothing special, or alpha about that. When I do it I get the "rabbit ears" and piss goes in two different directions. You have to pick one stream to get in the toilet and then piss all over the bathroom floor with the other. Nothing screams alpha more than peeing all over a new chicks bathroom and leaving it or having to clean a girls bathroom right before or after sex smh.

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  • Be jealous of me, when I get up to take a big meaty dump my beautiful Siamese cat is gonna get up and escort me to the toilet like it's some grand event.

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  • You mean that you never woke up with a piss hardon? Especially after a night of hardcore sex. It isn't difficult to do if you really have to go.

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  • its hard and required practice but men can do it and if you need proof watch some piss porn.

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    • Up until a while ago. I honestly thought guys were making it up that it was possible. I'm assuming that you can do it? It must take a lot of concentration.

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      • sometimes seizure medications cause constipation and they need both anal dilation and sterile fluid up the ass to get going. no doctor is going to want to dig that out . so they might suggest you sodomize and urinate to relieve the other person. think of it a doodie duty. And the wife might be understanding and say its ok to cum first after all you have to be erect to get inside and it makes pissing easier after you cum so its a win win for everyone provided no one gets pregnant.

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  • Being jealous of such a stupid skill is a very Beta.

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  • This sounds like a joke post lol

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    • No, it's not.

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      • "any guy that can pee with a full blown erection is extremely Alpha, as far as I'm concerned"

        Thats not joke?

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        • No, I was being serious.

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        • No sweetie. Do you really think you can take off your clothes, get into a shower with an Alpha, and stroke his cock whilst he pisses on you? Are you a sexually capable young woman, or a giggly little school girl?

          This question is about handling the boys. Handling:hands. Get it?

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  • Boring.

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