It's unfair for women to masturbate using dildos and vibrators

Let's sidestep the issue of what constitutes a 'warped mind' and get rid of the first piece of flawed theory parading as fact. Without delving too deeply, the 20% of men having sex with 80% of women nonsense has its roots in what's known as the Pareto principle (also known as the 80/20 rule), a business based concept which claims that 80% of output from a given situation is determined by 20% of the input.

The theory, even as it relates to commerce, is little more than ball park conjecture. But, to make the leap from time yields and profit investment to how many men are fucking how many women is beyond absurd.

Having put that one to bed, (so to speak), I'm going to give credit to the OP by suggesting he's indulging in a little tongue-in-cheek, mischief with this one. If not, then it speaks of a very naive, if not, adolescent, perspective on the procreative act.

The prime focus (no, make that the only focus), on penis size, suggests a serious lack of understanding about the vast smorgasbord of sexual delights relating to the needs and/or requirements of women. Their 'expectations' cannot be measured with a ruler. To make a crude correlation between a dildo and a penis whilst failing to take into account every other aspect, both physical and emotional, of the sexual act, particularly as it pertains to women, is just plain wrong.

Some women may like big, many are not nearly as thrilled at the prospect of being impaled on a giant cock as so many men would like to believe - and for most, it simply doesn't matter. We should also acknowledge those, minority though they may be, for whom penetration isn't even that big a deal.

But here's the real 'expectation' you need to take on board. What all heterosexual women who enjoy sex will agree on is that if the only thing a man has to offer is an obsession with the size of his erection to the exclusion of everything else, then it won't matter one small dick that he's as well hung as King Kong.

Because their dissatisfaction with his lack of technique will leave them so deflated and frustrated that they'll be running to the hills in search of a man who knows how to pleasure a woman - and she won't give a flying dildo how large his manhood is.