It's soooo hard being single again.

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I got my divorce a month or so ago. I've been living alone for nearly a year and a half. The problem: my dick gets hard at the slightest provocation. Say I'm walking behind a woman with a nice ass.s Or I happen to brush against one with a really nice set of tits. Or . . . well, I think you follow me. When me and my ex were together it was never like this. I'm 37 years old. I get some decent P about once every two weeks or so. Sometimes three or four times a week. And it's still the same: instant hard on. I've tried jacking off first thing in the morning. I've tried buying a hooker blow job a couple of times a week. My cock just won't stay asleep in a normal manner. Like I'm an eighteen year old kid or something. I've embarrassed myself several times. Is this normal? Or am I just a stud?

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Tape it to your leg or do what the drag queens do and tuck it.

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    • Avant-Garde
      9 years ago

      http://www.vice.com/en_se/read/rio-de-vagina-0000210-v19n5

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      Cant really tuck it if its erect

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      • Avant-Garde
        9 years ago

        Think of something that is an instant erection killer. Like, Sarah Palin greased up in canola oil and running around in the Alaskan wilderness, howling in the nude to the moon. Or, Michelle Bachman and her great wall of vagina.

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        • shuggy-chan
          9 years ago

          My problem is going to think of something that's completely opposite, like that cute shy girl AG that live down the hall and it will be right back

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          • Avant-Garde
            9 years ago

            I'm transgendered (FtM). I guess you didn't see my post?http://isitnormal.com/story/theres-something-that-i-really-need-to-say-181171/

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            • shuggy-chan
              9 years ago

              no i missed it, but i dont care, what label, or gender you are AG. I still Love ya as a friend, and will continue to teach you the same fashion.

              and but that i mean I will still try to get you all flustered and Embarrassed (in a nice way) Cause i love ya as a person. Capisce?

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  • 69
    9 years ago

    lol a stud! i believe we define the word stud differently

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    Your cock is telling you to masturbate twice a day.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Sex addicted.

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  • Energy
    9 years ago

    Ugh.

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      Thank you for your stimulating contribution to IIN!

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      • Energy
        9 years ago

        You're welcome, troll. A stupid pointless post like this deserves nothing more.

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        • EccentricWeird
          9 years ago

          I definitely agree with that.

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  • Barracuda
    9 years ago

    agree with the above think of your grandma or someone utterly disgusting

    if your dick really was that stimulating then it brushing against a man accidentally would get you rock hard

    come on. its purely mental. you are not a helpless victim here are yyou

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  • kitkatbar
    9 years ago

    Guys don't get it that you can look at a girl without 'looking' at her. If you see a girl, look at her as a person with a soul, or like you would look at your mom. You are thinking about sex so that's why the penis erects. Try to stay away from porn too. I know that might be hard, but it will help since you won't use your visuals too much to associate looking and sex. When you see a hot girl, look away, or don't stare at her ass.

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