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Birdies, Doggies, love and hate,
Dicks, vaginas, tits and bum,
Donkies, cousins, filled with cum,
Weirdos, druggies, pedos too,
What the fuck you gonna do?,
When all is said and all is done,
Just come along and join the fun!
Hey dirtybird, hows the IPA?,
Hope its all going, down the right way,
Me I'm just here, suppin me Guinness,
Grab another one, as soon as I'm finished!
Twistin up a bifter, because its a Friday,
Of all the weekdays, this is just my day,
Chillin with the weirdos, on Is It Normal,
I talk to all, I'm not real formal.
So a kind Friday eve, I wish to all,
Fat chubs, thin sticks, big and small,
To this crude rhyme, just grab your willy,
Cos me and birdy, we're gettin silly!
The IPA is delicious, my favorite!
I drank them too fast...I tried to savor it
Dogfish head 90 minute Imperial
So tasty and now I feel a little delirial :D
I do love me some Guinness, I've got the wall sign to prove it!
I think I'll head to the bar (pub?), I better move it
It's a shame I'm now all out of the Mary
Hop on a boat, come to me and sharey!
I'm a goofball all day long
It makes me want to sing a song
But I can't sing, it's a shame for a birdy :(
And I wish I could dance but my footing's not sturdy...
Happy friday jujudog!
Now I say ribbit like a frog
It's not about what has happened....
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;p I'm only a couple, as in 2, years younger than you
You Irish wolfhound, rhyming juju.
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Birdies, Doggies, love and hate,
Dicks, vaginas, tits and bum,
Donkies, cousins, filled with cum,
Weirdos, druggies, pedos too,
What the fuck you gonna do?,
When all is said and all is done,
Just come along and join the fun!
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The stories here give me the willies
So I counteract with my super sillies
What I'm gonna do is grab an IPA
Pack a bowl and chill the right way.
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Hey dirtybird, hows the IPA?,
Hope its all going, down the right way,
Me I'm just here, suppin me Guinness,
Grab another one, as soon as I'm finished!
Twistin up a bifter, because its a Friday,
Of all the weekdays, this is just my day,
Chillin with the weirdos, on Is It Normal,
I talk to all, I'm not real formal.
So a kind Friday eve, I wish to all,
Fat chubs, thin sticks, big and small,
To this crude rhyme, just grab your willy,
Cos me and birdy, we're gettin silly!
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The IPA is delicious, my favorite!
I drank them too fast...I tried to savor it
Dogfish head 90 minute Imperial
So tasty and now I feel a little delirial :D
I do love me some Guinness, I've got the wall sign to prove it!
I think I'll head to the bar (pub?), I better move it
It's a shame I'm now all out of the Mary
Hop on a boat, come to me and sharey!
I'm a goofball all day long
It makes me want to sing a song
But I can't sing, it's a shame for a birdy :(
And I wish I could dance but my footing's not sturdy...
Happy friday jujudog!
Now I say ribbit like a frog