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  • Jujudog
    7 years ago | pl

    There once was a birdy called dirty,
    What age?, I guess around thirty,
    She wrote me a verse,
    Without any rehearse,
    Is It Normal?, in fact it’s quite flirty!

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    • dirtybirdy
      7 years ago | pl

      ;p I'm only a couple, as in 2, years younger than you
      You Irish wolfhound, rhyming juju.

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      • Jujudog
        7 years ago | pl

        36 and 38
        Birdies, Doggies, love and hate,
        Dicks, vaginas, tits and bum,
        Donkies, cousins, filled with cum,
        Weirdos, druggies, pedos too,
        What the fuck you gonna do?,
        When all is said and all is done,
        Just come along and join the fun!

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        • dirtybirdy
          7 years ago | pl

          The stories here give me the willies
          So I counteract with my super sillies
          What I'm gonna do is grab an IPA
          Pack a bowl and chill the right way.

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          • Jujudog
            7 years ago | pl

            Hey dirtybird, hows the IPA?,
            Hope its all going, down the right way,
            Me I'm just here, suppin me Guinness,
            Grab another one, as soon as I'm finished!

            Twistin up a bifter, because its a Friday,
            Of all the weekdays, this is just my day,
            Chillin with the weirdos, on Is It Normal,
            I talk to all, I'm not real formal.

            So a kind Friday eve, I wish to all,
            Fat chubs, thin sticks, big and small,
            To this crude rhyme, just grab your willy,
            Cos me and birdy, we're gettin silly!

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            • dirtybirdy
              7 years ago | pl

              The IPA is delicious, my favorite!
              I drank them too fast...I tried to savor it
              Dogfish head 90 minute Imperial
              So tasty and now I feel a little delirial :D
              I do love me some Guinness, I've got the wall sign to prove it!
              I think I'll head to the bar (pub?), I better move it
              It's a shame I'm now all out of the Mary
              Hop on a boat, come to me and sharey!
              I'm a goofball all day long
              It makes me want to sing a song
              But I can't sing, it's a shame for a birdy :(
              And I wish I could dance but my footing's not sturdy...
              Happy friday jujudog!
              Now I say ribbit like a frog

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