It really annoys me when old people walk slowly

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I go for a walk everyday and without fail I see some old fucker shambling down the street like a zombie. They always stand right in the middle of the pavement so that I can barely get past them and then they get all pissy when I don’t stay six feet away from them.

We are already in lockdown and wasting the whole summer just so these old fuckers don’t die and I really don’t see why they have to even be out in the first place when all they do is inconvenience the public. I have absolutely no sympathy for them.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    3 years ago | pl

    One day ur gonna be old. Karma might even get you there sooner though some type of disability. Maybe a car wreck and you have brain damage and cant walk fast. Be careful how u treat others!

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    • my_life_my_way
      3 years ago

      If I ever ended up disabled or when I get old I would want to die. It is no quality of life. My boyfriend knows to just shoot me if I end up paralysed or brain damaged.

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      • bigbudchonga
        3 years ago

        That's reasonable tbf, quality of life is damn important. I wouldn't want to live as a dribbling moron.

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
        3 years ago

        You will change your mind. It's not that bad. Life is good. Especially with kids. I took my son to see my grandma today and he was running around the field while we drank and talked about the 90s. Good times.

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  • litelander8
    3 years ago

    That’s gonna be you.

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    • Boojum
      3 years ago

      Or maybe someone will shoot him in the face because of his general punk kid obnoxiousness.

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      • my_life_my_way
        3 years ago

        I’m a female

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        • Bazinga
          3 years ago

          You must be an Armed Mommy.

          https://ibb.co/G5cPBM8

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  • dirtybirdy
    3 years ago

    For realz. I hate it when anyone breathes or blinks. Just fuckin die already, with your stupid moving eyelids and mouth hole!!! Damn nostrils!

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    • raisinbran
      3 years ago

      I hate the noise people’s hair makes, I wanna just rip it all out by the roots.

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      • dirtybirdy
        3 years ago

        The absolute WORST! Don't even get me started!

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  • PTSD
    3 years ago

    I understand old people but I hated the kids in my school that walked so slow with their friends. I just wanna shove them but I know I'll get in trouble. At least my four years of high school has passed and I won't ever see them again.

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  • bruhno1
    3 years ago

    Ha fucking Americans with their slow ass grandparents in Ireland the elders are fucking athletes

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  • SkullsNRoses
    3 years ago

    We should have a slow walker/ OAP lane. What really bothers me is couples/ family groups cycling down the pavement in bunches and blocking the whole thing. It’s not only inconsiderate to not cycle one-behind-the-other but actually illegal to cycle on the pavement where I am.

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    • megadriver
      3 years ago

      What about moms with strollers that bunch up next to each other and block the entire sidewalk. Meaning you have to either go around them by going onto the street, or if you're good at parkour (I'm not) wall-running around them... Or try to go between them and have at least one call you a pervert for wanting to walk down the damn sidewalk!!!

      I don't know what bothers me more, sidewalk convoys, or cyclists...

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      • howaminotmyself
        3 years ago

        Jogging strollers are the worst. When I started to ride my bike more frequently I used a multiuse path. Joggers were by far the worst offenders and didnt know how to share. I had a jogger pass me on my bike in traffic. If you want to go fast, don't go to a congested area to run. But the worst offenders were moms with jogging strollers because they used that thing like a battering ram. So hard to avoid.

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      • SkullsNRoses
        3 years ago

        Walking past a stroller makes you a pervert now?

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        • raisinbran
          3 years ago

          So gross, why are walking near a stroller?

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  • Mammal-lover
    3 years ago

    Maybe they are zombies. Try shooting one see what happens

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    • my_life_my_way
      3 years ago

      I want to shoot them every day but I don’t think I’d get away with it

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      • Mammal-lover
        3 years ago

        Haha no probably not

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  • Binko
    3 years ago

    I agree. I don’t get why we have to waste our lives just so they don’t die. They will die pretty soon. All old people do is think that they are better than everyone else and treat everyone else like shit. They do not deserve what we are doing for them.

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  • thatonewhitekid
    3 years ago

    Have you tried shoving them?

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  • raisinbran
    3 years ago

    I hate anyone blocking a sidewalk or aisle and getting offended when you try to pass them.

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    And they probably thought so too. Until they got old.

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  • my_life_my_way
    3 years ago

    Lol, I wish I was a sociopath but I was probably too shy and wimpy as a child

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  • chuy
    3 years ago

    Grandpa used to say "how you look I looked and how I look you will look" think about it.

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  • howaminotmyself
    3 years ago

    Yeah, because it is all about you. I know when I walk, I am thinking about all the people I can annoy with my presence.

    And my dog too! I make sure to get real close to people who hate dogs.

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  • SmokeEverything
    3 years ago

    I mean the incest pedo beastiality topics were repetitive and annoying but at least they were funnier than "durrr I hate old people"

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