It is normal to play cricket

Would've thought you'd try to worm your way out of it.

You also got told off in soccer for committing fowls.

WOW. I'm pun with you.

It looks comical to Americans. It seems like a parlor game. Like the thing where you put your head on a stick with the stick on the ground and spin until you get dizzy and then try to hit a paper animal stuffed with candy blindfolded and a guy pulls the string it's hanging from whenever the stick gets close. Or the thing where everyone puts cash into a pot and puts a card on their forehead without knowing what it is and look at all the foreheads and then gamble. Or the thing where people put their heads on a stick with the stick on the ground and spin until they're too dizzy to run straight and then try to run straight (it's a race). Americans have a lot of forehead-related parlor games.

I can't believe billions take cricket seriously. It's awesome to read cricket rules, though. The terms sound so complex and archaic.