It is normal that i want to bite someone and drink there blood

Seriasly, they'd put you in a fuckin straight jacket.

It's completely normal to want to be a vampire, but this is reality: biting people isn't as arousing as it looks, especially since we're humans. It hurts, and sadly we can't make love to each other in our own blood without dying first.

Sure. And if vampire books didn't exist you wouldn't think it. If, instead, a range of books existed where people were licking each other's eyebrows, you'd be fantasising about that instead.

There is an alternative. You could try having an original thought. Crazy, I know.

Stephanie Meyer is a talentless arsehole and people like you who can't think for themselves are just encouraging her to write more books when you buy her work. No sympathy at all.

o my fucking god!!! you get to put that train wreck of spelling errors and crappy contradictions. but when I want to put a legit story of me wanting to be a vampire up i get shit on, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

I used to give hickeys. :^)

you need help

I see nothing wrong with this post, it's just blood. Grow up people!

go for the carroted ud get a big load of blood

This is one of the weirdest posts I've ever read

Ah... no.

Well, the real question here is, what kind of vampire books are you reading? If it's that Twilight shit, then I have nothing else to say to you.

Just have your own blood...but first please fix your awful spelling and grammar. Please?

i get that urge when i see politicians...it's more about bleeding them out than about drinking, but the biting part is there...

Anemia?

True blood is Fucking awesome.
But, biting to drink someone's blood.. when you aren't a vamp, just kind of ruins it. :/ however, if you were on stage playing some norweigen death metal and ripped open a pig and through the blood on the audience, and then wore the pig over your head, as Mayhem did, you would be a saint.

@iamacutter....dude, you and me are a lot alike. i love blood and my sleeping habits are basically nocturnal. i don't eat "human food" alot and i eat with fake(but extremely real and made of the best supplies) vampiric teeth, i really truthfully wish i was one ( o and to that guy about this all being about twilight....that shit is fucking gay, they fucking sparkle and go to school? hell no)

That's weird. but i have a feeling that the human tastes good ive always liked blood and im always wanting to bite people and my cousin always bites and leaves marks. one day she bit a girl and the mark was there all day from moring to evening. ive always wanted to sink my teeth into someone. also i feel sick sometimes when i eat about half of the time. and im talking human food. i think its normal because i feel it too. but in theory i think otherwise.

Too much twilight and Trueblood, well for me anyway lol.

I've always wondered what it would taste like to eat a guys Adams apple? Eat part of their throat.

okay what was that fail of an analogy, supposed to do? blood is related to 'carnal' and 'improper' things, not fucking eyebrow licking. that just sounds stupid, and i would never do that. also, uhhh hello!! the vampire books don't matter, or the thousands of years of history. the BLOODS still there, our teeth are right here, thats it. plus if i was a real vampire, i would go for the neck also, you know for the jugular artery?

I do to so idkk