ok, since you aren't going to be around much longer, i can tell you a secret: My real name is tobias and me and my friends can turn into animals and communicate with each other telepathicly. i live with a blue alien named Ax in the forbidden forest. I fight yeerks(sentient worms that crawl in ears and mind control you 100%.) I went over the 2 hour time limit for my hawk morph and now i'm permanently a hawk with a human mind and the ability to thought speak with people. The other hawks bring their kills to me to show respect to the top dog of the forest. My girlfriend rachel is extremely faithful, and we're going to get married someday. Oh yeah, theres billions of yeerks silently taking over everybodys minds and my friends and i turn into tigers and bears,infiltrate their yeerk pools with all the kidnapped kids and people, and sometimes even scratch our enemies to the point of blood!(we never kill.) i'm permanently stuck in the mid 1990's for some reason. don't tell anybody tim, i'm trusting you.
It eats away at me that she still talks to him after i begged her.
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ok, since you aren't going to be around much longer, i can tell you a secret: My real name is tobias and me and my friends can turn into animals and communicate with each other telepathicly. i live with a blue alien named Ax in the forbidden forest. I fight yeerks(sentient worms that crawl in ears and mind control you 100%.) I went over the 2 hour time limit for my hawk morph and now i'm permanently a hawk with a human mind and the ability to thought speak with people. The other hawks bring their kills to me to show respect to the top dog of the forest. My girlfriend rachel is extremely faithful, and we're going to get married someday. Oh yeah, theres billions of yeerks silently taking over everybodys minds and my friends and i turn into tigers and bears,infiltrate their yeerk pools with all the kidnapped kids and people, and sometimes even scratch our enemies to the point of blood!(we never kill.) i'm permanently stuck in the mid 1990's for some reason. don't tell anybody tim, i'm trusting you.