Isit normal to rub my cum on my body

Rubbing your ejaculation on your body? Fine, whatever floats your boat.

Pretending to be a monster? Umm...

Getting your dog to lick it off? WHAT THE FUCK?

Poor dog.

That's kind of weird. I mean the dog part.

How's it been working as an sunscreen alternative?

EWwww

I'm gonna try this. I have often wanted to be a big sexy sticky monster

I think that's gross but what do you care. That's my opinion. I think the real issue hear is you like to feed your come to your dog. That I feel is wrong and not normal.

Please stop it right now