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Do you think I can get a girlfriend with all the nasty bits removed (ya’ know, toes and stuff)? Kind of like boneless skinless chicken thighs but with a human?
I thought only women wanted to put their partners through drastic changes.
Rip them off by yourself
Well, first you gotta find someone who would be okay with that... that is probably no one..
If you mean your own, sure.
A girlfriend with no toes? Maybe if she didn't have feet before she met you? Doubt you could talk someone into amputating themselves for cosmetic preference.
I mean, feet are okay, I have a thing for ankles so feet are a must. But toes, just.... no.
You sound like you have a neurological condition, or something. People need there toes in order to walk properly.
Your mind is not normal.
You might have luck with slaves who have tried to escape their masters as they have their toes severed off so they are unable to run away a second time, but the downside is this will probably mean you are doomed to a life of servitude too. That and you're about 100 years too late.
So I'm talking shit to humour you.
Oh, and by the way, no, cutting off somebody's toes is fundamentally not OK.