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  • megadriver
    4 years ago | pl

    I like blonde jokes, they are funny. Very stupid, but funny.
    Here is another one:

    Blonde gets stopped by a police officer.
    Cop: Good day madam, license and registration please.
    Blonde: What?
    Cop: License and registration please.
    Blonde: What's that?
    Cop: The license is a small card with your picture on it...
    Blonde hands him her gym membership
    Cop calls for backup and asks what to do. Backup replies "Pull your pants down"
    Cop skeptically pulls down his pants...
    Blonde: Breathalyzer test again... Third one today!

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    • [Old Memory]
      4 years ago | pl

      Reminds me of another sex related blonde joke that I read-

      One night, a blonde is lying in bed, when a rapist that the neighborhood had been warned about breaks in through her window.

      The blonde begs for him not to rape her. When he ignores her, she pleads again, saying, "I'll do anything, just please don't rape me!"

      The rapist says, "If you let me shag you, I won't rape you."

      She says, "Okay."

      I feel like the blonde kind of won in this joke though, because at least she thought she agreed to a bargain, which is much better than being raped.

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    • LornaMae
      4 years ago | pl

      Hahaha! I'm so stupid, I laugh at all blonde jokes.

      "What does a blond do with 1 dollar? Goes to a 50 Cent concert twice."

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