Alright listen forget that crap about Mountain Dew and candy thats gonna take alot longer to accomplish getting rid of your teeth. Start smoking meth, ALOT of meth. You want rotten teeth? Brother you aint seen teeth in pictures that are gonna be as rotten as yours are, they will be outta your head in no time. Being a degenerate bum, as you probably are, it shouldnt be hard to find a dealer somewhere. Plus being on medicaid will probably let you get some kinda of treatment for free for your raging meth addiction, once your teeth are all fixed of course.
Of course if you are in a real hurry you could just hit yourself in the head with a baseball bat a bunch of times until all your teeth are knocked out.
Actually, now that I consider it just go hit yourself in the head with a baseball bat a bunch of times anyway.
But wouldn't the cost of the meth kind of cancel out the free dental care? If I did something like that, I'd just go get myself arrested or a major crime, they fix teeth in prison, but I'd rather NOT go to prison, if I can avoid that. There was a man not too long ago who robbed a bank for $1, just so he'd go to prison, because he needed medical care so badly and couldn't get it any other way. This country is fucked when it comes to medical care. Sometimes the only way people can get by and get care is to either be piss poor or go to prison. It's the reality here.
Alright fair enough, but I did give you other options. Baseball bat to the head would get the job done in no time. Plus you wouldnt have to worry about getting treatment for addiction OR losing money paying for drugs. The downside is there would probably be some irreversible brain damage, but judging from the original question that is probably the most expendable part of your anatomy anyway. Plus whats a little more brain damage in the grand scheme of things anyway?
If you do choose the meth route, which I recommend, remember you have to smoke it, dont inject or else your teeth wont fall out.
Is this a good plan to get my teeth fixed?
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Alright listen forget that crap about Mountain Dew and candy thats gonna take alot longer to accomplish getting rid of your teeth. Start smoking meth, ALOT of meth. You want rotten teeth? Brother you aint seen teeth in pictures that are gonna be as rotten as yours are, they will be outta your head in no time. Being a degenerate bum, as you probably are, it shouldnt be hard to find a dealer somewhere. Plus being on medicaid will probably let you get some kinda of treatment for free for your raging meth addiction, once your teeth are all fixed of course.
Of course if you are in a real hurry you could just hit yourself in the head with a baseball bat a bunch of times until all your teeth are knocked out.
Actually, now that I consider it just go hit yourself in the head with a baseball bat a bunch of times anyway.
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But wouldn't the cost of the meth kind of cancel out the free dental care? If I did something like that, I'd just go get myself arrested or a major crime, they fix teeth in prison, but I'd rather NOT go to prison, if I can avoid that. There was a man not too long ago who robbed a bank for $1, just so he'd go to prison, because he needed medical care so badly and couldn't get it any other way. This country is fucked when it comes to medical care. Sometimes the only way people can get by and get care is to either be piss poor or go to prison. It's the reality here.
Here's this one man's story:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/06/21/benzinga1188971.DTL
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http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/nc-man-allegedly-robs-bank-health-care-jail/story?id=13887040#.T2s4KRGZ2So
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Alright fair enough, but I did give you other options. Baseball bat to the head would get the job done in no time. Plus you wouldnt have to worry about getting treatment for addiction OR losing money paying for drugs. The downside is there would probably be some irreversible brain damage, but judging from the original question that is probably the most expendable part of your anatomy anyway. Plus whats a little more brain damage in the grand scheme of things anyway?
If you do choose the meth route, which I recommend, remember you have to smoke it, dont inject or else your teeth wont fall out.
That's really sad.