Is this a good idea for a new religion?

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I'm going to start a new religion. In this religion, the holy four are God, Jesus, the holy spirit and Elvis Presley, the second coming of Christ. Rock and Roll is considered sacred music, a gift from God, and is played during worships. In this religion, Elvis died on the toilet for our sins, and the toilet is thus the symbol for the religion. We're now currently in the year 44 AD.

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  • Whatintarnation
    2 years ago

    Did they nail Elvis to the toilet?

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  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago

    How about a religion that tries to erase dogma and encourages critical thinking

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  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago

    Funny!

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  • Curiouskitten444
    2 years ago

    Lmao

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  • litelander8
    2 years ago

    Fuck Elvis. Chuck Barry did it all first!

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  • kirshoegor
    2 years ago

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    • litelander8
      2 years ago

      Hashtags have no power here!!!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago

    All of your prayers must end with "Thank you very much," and the last person to leave church must say "the congregation has left the building."

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  • RoseIsabella
    2 years ago

    I have something for you.

    https://youtu.be/mpb4ZAAP6Z4

    ... and.

    https://youtu.be/ZaD5mAC3P2s

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    Is it called Elvisism?

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    • [Old Memory]
      2 years ago

      Presleyterianism.

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  • LloydAsher
    2 years ago

    Sounds like a decent cult. I'll just pau for level 2 membership. That includes the wig and glasses right?

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  • KholatKhult
    2 years ago

    Raise your peanut butter and banana sandwiches to the sky

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    • RoseIsabella
      2 years ago

      Bacon!

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