In the UK and some parts of Europe people who date men don’t pick their boyfriends, instead they fill out a questionnaire at 21 and the government allocates them one. He gets delivered to their door and the postman yells,
“You’ve got male!”
If they spilt up the man-dater will be sent continuous replacements until they are of legal retirement age.
Is there a way to stop dating men?
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You're not in control over whether you choose to date or not?
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In the UK and some parts of Europe people who date men don’t pick their boyfriends, instead they fill out a questionnaire at 21 and the government allocates them one. He gets delivered to their door and the postman yells,
“You’ve got male!”
If they spilt up the man-dater will be sent continuous replacements until they are of legal retirement age.
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yoUve gOT mALE!
single handedly the best line ive read today
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you gota loicense for that there romance?
Ngl, I wouldn't have minded that service here when I was 21.
Does he come in a box?
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Not anymore thanks to austerity.
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Damnit all to Hell.