Is there a politically correct way to say "you not my type"?

My Coworker has a crush on me. Many of my coworkers are bewildered why I am single, even the married ones. I am very professional and orderly. My parents were Military Vets and overly strict and often love was conditional to good performance. However, my taste in lovers is very unorthadox.

I tend to date strange/Eccentric/Problematic/Broken people.

An example of what I generally date or would date

Strippers/Hookers/Cam stars/Carnies/Histronics/Bipolars/Stalkers/Satanists/Occultists/People into Odditys like "Collect mummified bats" or have odd hobbies, Drag Models and literally anyone who dances, Artists, People into performing arts, and singers. Also many of my partners tend to be extremely kinky.

But I not sure if its appropriate to talk about this stuff at work. I am also Asexual

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  • radar

    “I’d rather date a hooker who collects mummified bats.”

    “You’re not problematic enough for me.”

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    • LloydAsher

      To be fair thats one interesting hooker.

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      • radar

        True! Would befriend.

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        • LloydAsher

          Cant say I never held a conversation with a hooker (escort) before.

          Just talked buisness, I was curious why her value was so low. She wanted to sell, I wanted her to upsell, not for my benefit but for hers. If you are already doing something illegal and risky may as well market a cover charge.

          She didnt understand why I was more intrested in the buisness aspect than having sex with her. My reason? I was broke and a tasty conversation was worth far more.

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          • I have a similar mentality and often they like me since I treat them like people.

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            • LloydAsher

              I like to chat with people from different walks in life. I dont personally judge.

              I like to believe I'm a good person for that.

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          • radar

            Well, time is money. In that regard you might have ripped her off even more.

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            • LloydAsher

              In my context the money she was losing from the conversation was gained back and paid for by upgrading her prices.

              Hookers dont get buisness advice. If you are selling yourself for 150$ less than your competitors I had to ask the question why? Since it wasn't the std answer or the attractiveness answer it was plain lowballing price for time.

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    • I mean that's an honest awnser

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      • radar

        😂

        (By the way, no shade intended. I like your self awareness about this and I agree with the person who suggested saying you don’t date coworkers.)

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  • LloydAsher

    Not my type.

    Dont have to be PC to just say it. It's so vague that it takes only a true snowflake to get insulted by it. Either way you dodged that bullet.

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  • randomperson1000000

    Based on the fact that it's a coworker, can't you just tell them that you think it's inappropriate to date someone you work with?

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    • Perhaps I'll try that.

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  • malaparte

    "Sieg heil!" usually works for me

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  • Anonnet

    I think "you not my type" suffices.

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  • ospry

    "literally anyone that dances"

    I don't think your tastes are as selective as you think

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  • DADNSCAL

    I kind of agree with Saddle. In counseling we talk about "giving them a sandwich" which means pay a compliment, give the negative feedback, then finish with another compliment. And make the bad news "we can be friends". It's the kindest.

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  • Tinybird

    you're not asexual if you want to date someone.

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    • Curiouskitten444

      That's aromantic. My brother is asexual and still wants companionship.

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    • Not what asexual means. Thanks for the ignorance

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  • raisinbran

    Ask them if they're into scat.

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    • LloydAsher

      You might come to regret asking.

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  • A. I dont have anybody
    B. They know I dont have anybody

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  • BleedingPain

    Just tell them you dont want to ruin your friendship, and or that you dont date coworkers.

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  • Well they know I'm single.

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  • Curiouskitten444

    I'm slightly confused by your taste in people, mainly the fact that they're kinky and you're asexual.
    However, you could just let them know you don't think youre compatible.

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    • I like people who stick out in some way and often they are more sexually provocative than me. I am very withdrawn, proffesional and extremely reserved. I also have an aviodent attachment style. Them being this way tends to work becuase they initiate and I just kind of there for the ride. They often end up being super kinky and I am also super kinky so that works.

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      • Curiouskitten444

        Could you explain what kink is like for an asexual?

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        • I mean that depends on the asexual and thier set of kinks. There is several sets of kinks. I did break this it into a chart once explaining it once. My particular kinks fall under pain, humiliation, role-playing and pet play. Like I enjoy being bite and I have occasionally bite my partner. I also enjoy making people horny and walking away. I find it funny. I use to do this to my partners before it was so amusing watching them all worked up with no where to go.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    I think you're ugly af.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      I once said that and a few other angry sentences to an older couple that asked me for a three way. They weren't actually ugly, but they kept following me and talking to me after I said no, so I snapped at them Karen style. XD

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    • LloydAsher

      Catch more flies with honey

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety

        You tell someone they're ugly af, they'll leave you alone. Perfect way to reject someone.

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