Is there a celery shortage?

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  • CountessDouche
    2 years ago | pl

    Oh, sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities, but you can't bring up celery soda without things circling back around to politics. You set the ball, so don't get mad when others spike it.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      2 years ago | pl

      typical cucumberist agenda

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      • CountessDouche
        2 years ago | pl

        Next you're gonna tell me I say tomato and you say tomatoe...I feel like we should just...idk...call this whole thing off or something.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          2 years ago | pl

          french friiiiied pertaters

          mmmmmmhhmmmmm

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          • CountessDouche
            2 years ago | pl

            Oooo now you're talking my language.

            I feel like I should fill you in on something...it's super serious, and I would be bereft of my duties if I didn't tell you.

            So, in Australia, they have this thing called "chicken salt." I don't even kind of know what it is...like powdered fucking chickens with salt or some shit...but lordy does it make french fries even better...like, you think you've had good french fries, but your in for a motherfucking treat motherfucker.

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            • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
              2 years ago | pl

              ever tried chicken in a biscuit?

              if yallre trapped in the states might as well make the besta thangs

              theyre in the crackerr aislea the grocery

              likely a plain ole cracker but dusted with the kinda poultry powder yall referenced

              ive always considered em to be chicken bullion crackers

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              • charli.m
                2 years ago | pl

                Butting in where I'm not invited cos I can...

                We used to have those and they were amazing but some dumbfuck discontinued them...if the one's you have in the US are the same Imma be so happy...

                ...and so fat...

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