Is there a celery shortage?

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  • CountessDouche
    2 years ago | pl

    Carbonated garbage water? Don't you go hanging shit on bubsy's last great business plan. That was his proudest moment before voting trump in.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      2 years ago | pl

      hows celery soda git turned into politics talk?

      talk about disgustin

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      • CountessDouche
        2 years ago | pl

        Oh, sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities, but you can't bring up celery soda without things circling back around to politics. You set the ball, so don't get mad when others spike it.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          2 years ago | pl

          typical cucumberist agenda

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          • CountessDouche
            2 years ago | pl

            Next you're gonna tell me I say tomato and you say tomatoe...I feel like we should just...idk...call this whole thing off or something.

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            • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
              2 years ago | pl

              french friiiiied pertaters

              mmmmmmhhmmmmm

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              • CountessDouche
                2 years ago | pl

                Oooo now you're talking my language.

                I feel like I should fill you in on something...it's super serious, and I would be bereft of my duties if I didn't tell you.

                So, in Australia, they have this thing called "chicken salt." I don't even kind of know what it is...like powdered fucking chickens with salt or some shit...but lordy does it make french fries even better...like, you think you've had good french fries, but your in for a motherfucking treat motherfucker.

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