Is there a celery shortage?

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  • Hahahaha! Just imagined my girlfriend as one of those health nuts... Scary stuff!

    No, she actually eats a lot of fatty food and never gains weight. Like most British folk she loves fried and deep fried stuff. I never thought of buying a fryer, before she moved in. I try to avoid too much fatty foods as I don't have the same stupidly fast metabolism she has.

    I like to use a bit of celery root in dishes for taste. Too much of it ruins a good meal, but a bit does add to the flavor. I don't care about the live to 200 crap, on some meals, it does improve the taste and makes the meal more complex/ wholesome.

    Like I said, it's more of an observation than a worry. I can also cook without celery, but I am curious why there isn't any where I live.

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    • Oh thank God she's a garbage disposal! I was worried about the poor girl missing out on your 2 PM whiskey, cheese & cured meat plates, with all your sexy, sexy talk about her frail wrist bones & what not. That's no life to live!

      & I now suddenly need Bulgarian soup recipes in my life...minus the celery of course. That shit is garbage. & idk it could be missing here, not that anyone would notice.

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      • I don't know if that's a playful jab, or a mean one XD

        Regardless, I can only wish I could drink whiskey at 2pm and enjoy fancy delicacies... I got the 9 to 5 and then there is always a bit of work at home, sorting out stuff for my own business. Saturdays I'm on bus duty and most Sundays I'm not in the mood, or too tired for whiskey.

        Although I won't lie, I have been enjoying it a lot more while on vacation back home.

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        • Oh it's not mean lol. You're one of the best people here hahaha. You work too hard. Have a whiskey & cheese plate day for me!

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          • Thanks, I always like your replies and comments too. One of the few people on here I'd gladly invite over for some good booze, cured meats, cheese and good banter.

            Hope everything is good on your end.

            10-4 on the drinking day, will do that. I got 3 days vacation left, better not waste 'em XD

            The problem is that when I have a bit too much whiskey, I tend to get philosophical, or filled with desire to explain boring stuff like aviation history, development of the internal combustion engine, or the history of television...
            All topics that very few people would find interesting while drinking.

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            • Omfg I'm sorry, but getting shlammo and eating cured meats & discussing the history of train engines sounds motherfucking awesome as shit, not gonna lie.

              I'm glad you're getting a little vacation in. Car dealership in a pandemic & bus driving in a pandemic sounds like a fucking nightmare.

              Meh, I'm alright. I got stuck in America when Australia closed the borders, which sucks, but it could be worse. I've just been working a ton & waiting shit out. When this is over, you've inspired me to rent a luxury car and speed on the autobahn. I may or may not bring cured meats.

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