Is the glass half empty or half full?

It's 100% full. 50% of water, 50% of air.

Mine spilled and the glass broke and now I have an owie :'(

What self depriving idiot stops half way when filling their glass?

The glass is completely full: Half water, half air.

Neglecting the air...
*It's half full if you stopped halfway while filling it
*It's half empty if you stopped halfway while emptying it.

Problem Solved :)

The glass is double the size needed.

It's always full, just not always with a liquid :P

I'm trying really hard to think of something witty to say, but I've got nothing :(

Its time to order another beer, so it will get there as the glass becomes empty!

The glass is actually a pie.

When drink the layer go down but it in you. Has not gone away. When it go on ground it come up in fruit tree. It always there.

It depends.

If you're pouring something into it, than it's half-full.

However, if you're drinking it, than it would be half-empty.

I'm neither pessimistic or positive. I'm neutral.

I'll have to go with my dad's answer: it's halfway up your ass.

Depends on if you're pouring or drinking.

Do not try to fill the glass — that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no full glass.

Would you like a full glass of milk?
Are you mad woman? That would spill all over me!
HALF Bitch :D

The one that tips the glass over.

Half full. I'm a negative asshole but I'm an optimist at heart.

Right. What does using the glass to practice target shooting fall under?

I drank it all.