Is loka fake water?

All bottled water is bullshit. Look at the fucking ridiculous stories on the back.

This water comes from 10000 year old Antarctic glaciers that were melted by the Snow White titties of 100 blonde virgins, and traveled down freshwater Alaskan streams infused with minerals before being sucked up into a rainbow producing storm cloud covered with angels that look like johnny dep and then rained upon a vast fajian volcanic rock where it filtered into a underground aquifer for 10000 more years before it was finally bottled.

Sorry to break it to you, it's just boiled pee water...with fizz.

I can't imagine what would fake water be made out of. And even if it were possible, nobody would do that. Water is already so cheap.

How can you 'fake' water?
Loka is a Sanskrit word for "world". In Hindu mythology it takes a specific meaning related to cosmology.
Water, water, nowhere to be found.
Your gf is NUTS.

Your both dumb asses .-.

I have no experience with that brand, but I think it is mainly water.
Next to water I think some artificial sugar and added taste is involved.

I would stay with tap water though*.

*we have no chlorine in the water here