Is it weird that i like to put ketchup on my face

sometimes i like to wash my face with ketchup, it just smells really nice, or sometimes i use marmelade when im feeling really fancy. not only does it smell nice but it tastes nice too, once ive done soaking my face in ketchup i like to wipe my face onto a toast and slap on some beans with it. delicious. but my dad reckons that im just a weirdo, but i know thats not true because everyone likes ketchup, so why is it weird to put it on your face? its healthy to hydrate your face with tomatoes i think, thats what my friend said. anyway, my dad said that i needed help and booked me with a counsellor. i dont like that of course because im very sure theres nothing wrong with me. its not weird to put something that tastes and smells good on your face, isn't it? just help guys im going through a crisis, its not weird to put ketchup on my face isnt it??