Is it weird if your girlfriend wipes your ass?

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I'm 530 pounds and around 5'5". I cannot physically get my hand around to the back of my arse to even wipe after I take a shit. She even hoses me down with a garden hose to clean out all the little folds every time I take a crap. Because my ass cheeks are so big it tends to result in a lot of dingleberries. But yeah, is it normal for your girlfriend to wipe your ass and hose you down if you're as big as me?

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  • GaelicPotato
    4 years ago

    She must really care about you.

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  • raisinbran
    4 years ago

    What if they put you in a pond at the local zoo with the hippos? Then you can wipe your ass on underwater logs.

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  • momwatcher69
    4 years ago

    There are some great reasons for you to lose weight... this being at the top of the list.

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  • dimwitted
    4 years ago

    Are you ok with this?

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  • bigbudchonga
    4 years ago

    Sounds hot as fuck

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  • youre
    4 years ago

    get the toilet self clean thing ,it might help you

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    I hope this is a troll.

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    • leggs91200
      4 years ago

      Now Rose, do not assume such things.
      Some peoples' lives really are a huge mess.

      Things that most humans take for granted, like ohh, wiping our own asses, are things that others can only dream of doing.

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      • RoseIsabella
        4 years ago

        Oh, honey, I'm not assuming, I'm just hoping. I've watched that show with the enormous, morbidly obese people who go to Houston to get the weight loss surgery, it's crazy. I sure as Hell ain't perfect, but I can't imagine going through life not being able to wipe my own butt. It's really sad.

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        • leggs91200
          4 years ago

          yeah, wiping one's own ass is kind of something we need to do to feel human.
          Besides, the one who has to wipe someone else's ass, what if said fat person had the shits? You know those days when you live in the restroom? Would the ass wiper get aggravated?

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          • RoseIsabella
            4 years ago

            I dunno, better keep the Imodium AD in stock!

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Troll.

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  • Nikclaire
    4 years ago

    530 lbs?? Bs

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    • Doesnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      That big at 5'5" and you wouldn't even be able to type cause your fingers would be so fat.

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      • CDmale4fem
        4 years ago

        Yea, 2 foot taller and you would actually be round.

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  • litelander8
    4 years ago

    Go for a walk, brother.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      I wish. I can get around pretty quick on my motorized scooter though!

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  • chuy
    4 years ago

    How do you have a girlfriend in the first place if you're as big as you say...?

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  • CDmale4fem
    4 years ago

    WHY TF DID I READ THIS ONE ? I'm gonna have nightmares now.

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    • 666XxFURRYBEASTxX666
      4 years ago

      HAHA!!! 😂😂😂😈

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