You're a fat middle aged man who lives in his mother's basement and has fantasies about sailing around the world and marrying children from Thailand while playing with your toy boat in the bath.
Gee willikers, I wish I was middle aged. And it's my uncle's attic. And it's my bathtub, which I call the Caribbean sea, dumbass. And why would I need a child from Thailand when I have an adult wife?
What a dumbass, you didn't get a single thing right.
Boy, you sure are ignorant of my life. Kinda a failure at reading comprehension, huh?
is it really normal to be virgin at the age of 25? i am a guy.
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You're a fat middle aged man who lives in his mother's basement and has fantasies about sailing around the world and marrying children from Thailand while playing with your toy boat in the bath.
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Gee willikers, I wish I was middle aged. And it's my uncle's attic. And it's my bathtub, which I call the Caribbean sea, dumbass. And why would I need a child from Thailand when I have an adult wife?
What a dumbass, you didn't get a single thing right.
Boy, you sure are ignorant of my life. Kinda a failure at reading comprehension, huh?