Is it normal to yell "si, lets go!" while pooping?

I say my mantra *this too shall pass*

It my not be normal, but it sure as fuck is interesting.

uh ok

I get nostalgic about things I've done in the past week, and then ask God to forgive me; and then I reminisce on my mistake, whether I have ate something like shit from Papa Johns (it's like McDonalds with a hard-try taste) or if I trolled a little kid and made God mad at me for making the kid angry. Then I say that I won't repeat it again and then the poop comes out, then I say it didn't even hurt that much and take back everything I said about not repeating the same mistake.

Glad I'm not the only one who yells this OP ;)

It's defineltly werid but if that's what you have to do than do it.

It's only normal if a little monkey wearing shoes is with you

From the way you write this it sounds as though you enjoy it.....

Entiendes, ¡Si, Vamanos!?