IIN to worry that the government made Ebola,now the poor are gonna die

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  • Loopyloo
    8 years ago | pl

    ok ill do that, if you have a large hit of humor into your brainstem?

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      8 years ago | pl

      The following are things that I fear far more than getting Ebola:

      *Inhales deeply*

      *exhales while talking at a quick pace*

      -Getting the flu
      -Contracting an STD
      -Getting knocked up after using contraception
      -Gaining back the weight that I literally worked my ass off to lose. Seriously, I like have no ass now
      -The hobo I kicked out that plucks cups from the trash and steals soda from my soda machine at work
      -Bedbugs, fleas, bird mites. Hell, anything that can infest my home and cost me thousands of dollars that I don't have to spend
      -Bill collectors that constantly call me over unpaid hospital bills
      -Hugh Jackman

      *takes a breath*

      Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Scrubs marathon to watch.

      *bumps your shoulder as I walk away from you*

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      • Loopyloo
        8 years ago | pl

        two of those you can deal with easily, i mean even hookers use a jollybag

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          8 years ago | pl

          But do hookers carry beer and all the cinnamon sugar bakery products I can eat, Mr loopy doopy derpy doo la poo?

          No, I didn't think so.

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          • Loopyloo
            8 years ago | pl

            i wouldnt know hun, but im guessing the answer is no

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            • Cuntsiclestick
              8 years ago | pl

              You bet your sweet virgin anus it's no.
              Now either give me back my buss pass that you stole from the garage or just get the hell out of my way.

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              • Loopyloo
                8 years ago | pl

                and by the way, my anus is sweet, for sure, but definitely no virgin ;)

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              • Loopyloo
                8 years ago | pl

                you'll get nothing from me,chuck, yall better get youself back down to the welfare place that deal that shit out. you can tell them it was me,i stole it. theyll never find me

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