IIN to worry that the government made Ebola,now the poor are gonna die

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  • DrEvil
    8 years ago | pl

    Take the needle out of your arm.

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    • Loopyloo
      8 years ago | pl

      ok ill do that, if you have a large hit of humor into your brainstem?

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        8 years ago | pl

        The following are things that I fear far more than getting Ebola:

        *Inhales deeply*

        *exhales while talking at a quick pace*

        -Getting the flu
        -Contracting an STD
        -Getting knocked up after using contraception
        -Gaining back the weight that I literally worked my ass off to lose. Seriously, I like have no ass now
        -The hobo I kicked out that plucks cups from the trash and steals soda from my soda machine at work
        -Bedbugs, fleas, bird mites. Hell, anything that can infest my home and cost me thousands of dollars that I don't have to spend
        -Bill collectors that constantly call me over unpaid hospital bills
        -Hugh Jackman

        *takes a breath*

        Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Scrubs marathon to watch.

        *bumps your shoulder as I walk away from you*

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        • Loopyloo
          8 years ago | pl

          two of those you can deal with easily, i mean even hookers use a jollybag

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            8 years ago | pl

            But do hookers carry beer and all the cinnamon sugar bakery products I can eat, Mr loopy doopy derpy doo la poo?

            No, I didn't think so.

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