The following are things that I fear far more than getting Ebola:
*Inhales deeply*
*exhales while talking at a quick pace*
-Getting the flu
-Contracting an STD
-Getting knocked up after using contraception
-Gaining back the weight that I literally worked my ass off to lose. Seriously, I like have no ass now
-The hobo I kicked out that plucks cups from the trash and steals soda from my soda machine at work
-Bedbugs, fleas, bird mites. Hell, anything that can infest my home and cost me thousands of dollars that I don't have to spend
-Bill collectors that constantly call me over unpaid hospital bills
-Hugh Jackman
*takes a breath*
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Scrubs marathon to watch.
Zombies are something I do not worry about. I live on a boat, at anchor not on a dock, and everybody knows zombies can not swim.
If you spend enough time here on IIN, you will find many members worry about the zombie apocalypse, so I just take that whole thing as a given truth.
hang on, you live on a boat? awesome! ive always considered myself a landpirate, lived in a van for three years, these days im pretty boring i live in a flat.boo
Yep, snug as a bug in a rug, unless a hurricane comes my way. Hurricane Gonzalo just barreled through St Martin (we're in the West Indies) and damaged 80 boats so, though zombies may not worry me, big bad windstorms can.
OK, then. No take out for you when we're sailin. I have found it gets a bit soggy, trying to swim it back to the boat though, and pretty unappetizing when soggy. When we win the lotto, we can have our meals air dropped to us each day and we won't have to cook at all. Ever tried cooking when the kitchen is rockin n rollin?
im pretty new to this site. im totally there with you with the water think, i live on the coast, there are two old unused forts apart from the odd rave lol) in the sea that ive got my eye on.
IIN to worry that the government made Ebola,now the poor are gonna die
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yes because the sane bit is when i mentioned the zombie appocalypse.
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Take the needle out of your arm.
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ok ill do that, if you have a large hit of humor into your brainstem?
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The following are things that I fear far more than getting Ebola:
*Inhales deeply*
*exhales while talking at a quick pace*
-Getting the flu
-Contracting an STD
-Getting knocked up after using contraception
-Gaining back the weight that I literally worked my ass off to lose. Seriously, I like have no ass now
-The hobo I kicked out that plucks cups from the trash and steals soda from my soda machine at work
-Bedbugs, fleas, bird mites. Hell, anything that can infest my home and cost me thousands of dollars that I don't have to spend
-Bill collectors that constantly call me over unpaid hospital bills
-Hugh Jackman
*takes a breath*
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Scrubs marathon to watch.
*bumps your shoulder as I walk away from you*
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two of those you can deal with easily, i mean even hookers use a jollybag
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But do hookers carry beer and all the cinnamon sugar bakery products I can eat, Mr loopy doopy derpy doo la poo?
No, I didn't think so.
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i wouldnt know hun, but im guessing the answer is no
Zombies are something I do not worry about. I live on a boat, at anchor not on a dock, and everybody knows zombies can not swim.
If you spend enough time here on IIN, you will find many members worry about the zombie apocalypse, so I just take that whole thing as a given truth.
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hang on, you live on a boat? awesome! ive always considered myself a landpirate, lived in a van for three years, these days im pretty boring i live in a flat.boo
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Yep, snug as a bug in a rug, unless a hurricane comes my way. Hurricane Gonzalo just barreled through St Martin (we're in the West Indies) and damaged 80 boats so, though zombies may not worry me, big bad windstorms can.
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aah jeez you wouldnt want me nearby after a takeaway!
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OK, then. No take out for you when we're sailin. I have found it gets a bit soggy, trying to swim it back to the boat though, and pretty unappetizing when soggy. When we win the lotto, we can have our meals air dropped to us each day and we won't have to cook at all. Ever tried cooking when the kitchen is rockin n rollin?
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is it a lot like trying to cook after a night out on the booze?
im pretty new to this site. im totally there with you with the water think, i live on the coast, there are two old unused forts apart from the odd rave lol) in the sea that ive got my eye on.