One little tiny question. Since the Ebola virus can remain a danger for some time, why would 'they' need to bring anybody to the US to get a hold of the virus, when it could be put into a vial and shipped to 'them'? It's just stupid to say, "the reason america let ebola victims back in was to obtain the strain". It makes even less sense than suggesting these viruses are man made. Nature doesn't need man's help coming up with nice little diseases like cholera, typhoid and Bubonic Plague, never mind HIV or Ebola.
In reality, these African diseases are nature's attempt at eradicating humanity. Each strain gets a bit more virulent and more resistant to our efforts to stop it and pretty soon, mother earth will succeed and cleanse this planet of the worst plague; humanity. So your days are surely numbered and no man will have a hand in your demise.
but yes, totally agree there, people do seem to think this planet owes them something! we have majorly over populated this planet, and look at how we use other living things at commodities. best line from red dwarf. " human beings are a planetary disease? Like the Earth's got German measles or facial herpes, right? And that's why all of the other planets give us such a wide berth. It's like, "Oh, don't go near Earth! It's got human beings on it, they're contagious!"
I am the president of the Society to Infect Venus. We need to seed the cool atmospheric layers of Venus with GMO microbes (sinkers and floaters). It will be humanity's only legacy after we are eradicated by disease, and thermonuclear war sometime in the next millennium.
Would you like to join our society? A Biology degree is not required.
Must we infect Venus with humans, or can we infect it with something really yucky like wasps or green ooze? Serve those Venusians right, too, living right next door yet never even saying hello!
The following are things that I fear far more than getting Ebola:
*Inhales deeply*
*exhales while talking at a quick pace*
-Getting the flu
-Contracting an STD
-Getting knocked up after using contraception
-Gaining back the weight that I literally worked my ass off to lose. Seriously, I like have no ass now
-The hobo I kicked out that plucks cups from the trash and steals soda from my soda machine at work
-Bedbugs, fleas, bird mites. Hell, anything that can infest my home and cost me thousands of dollars that I don't have to spend
-Bill collectors that constantly call me over unpaid hospital bills
-Hugh Jackman
*takes a breath*
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Scrubs marathon to watch.
Zombies are something I do not worry about. I live on a boat, at anchor not on a dock, and everybody knows zombies can not swim.
If you spend enough time here on IIN, you will find many members worry about the zombie apocalypse, so I just take that whole thing as a given truth.
hang on, you live on a boat? awesome! ive always considered myself a landpirate, lived in a van for three years, these days im pretty boring i live in a flat.boo
Yep, snug as a bug in a rug, unless a hurricane comes my way. Hurricane Gonzalo just barreled through St Martin (we're in the West Indies) and damaged 80 boats so, though zombies may not worry me, big bad windstorms can.
OK, then. No take out for you when we're sailin. I have found it gets a bit soggy, trying to swim it back to the boat though, and pretty unappetizing when soggy. When we win the lotto, we can have our meals air dropped to us each day and we won't have to cook at all. Ever tried cooking when the kitchen is rockin n rollin?
im pretty new to this site. im totally there with you with the water think, i live on the coast, there are two old unused forts apart from the odd rave lol) in the sea that ive got my eye on.
IIN to worry that the government made Ebola,now the poor are gonna die
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One little tiny question. Since the Ebola virus can remain a danger for some time, why would 'they' need to bring anybody to the US to get a hold of the virus, when it could be put into a vial and shipped to 'them'? It's just stupid to say, "the reason america let ebola victims back in was to obtain the strain". It makes even less sense than suggesting these viruses are man made. Nature doesn't need man's help coming up with nice little diseases like cholera, typhoid and Bubonic Plague, never mind HIV or Ebola.
In reality, these African diseases are nature's attempt at eradicating humanity. Each strain gets a bit more virulent and more resistant to our efforts to stop it and pretty soon, mother earth will succeed and cleanse this planet of the worst plague; humanity. So your days are surely numbered and no man will have a hand in your demise.
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but yes, totally agree there, people do seem to think this planet owes them something! we have majorly over populated this planet, and look at how we use other living things at commodities. best line from red dwarf. " human beings are a planetary disease? Like the Earth's got German measles or facial herpes, right? And that's why all of the other planets give us such a wide berth. It's like, "Oh, don't go near Earth! It's got human beings on it, they're contagious!"
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"so, what you're saying is, you're an intergalactic puss filled cold sore? At last we agree on something!"
ha ha, love that show.
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Must we infect Venus with humans, or can we infect it with something really yucky like wasps or green ooze? Serve those Venusians right, too, living right next door yet never even saying hello!
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Hopefully, the GMO microbes will evolve into something even yuckier and more fuckable than us. It's the irrepressible mantra of evolutionary dynamics.
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Om mani padme hum, Om mani padme hum, Om mani padme hum, Om mani padme hum, Om mani padme hum......
thats is lucky, as i dont have a biology degree, but hell yeah lets infect other planets!
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That's the spirit!
yes because the sane bit is when i mentioned the zombie appocalypse.
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The following are things that I fear far more than getting Ebola:
*Inhales deeply*
*exhales while talking at a quick pace*
-Getting the flu
-Contracting an STD
-Getting knocked up after using contraception
-Gaining back the weight that I literally worked my ass off to lose. Seriously, I like have no ass now
-The hobo I kicked out that plucks cups from the trash and steals soda from my soda machine at work
-Bedbugs, fleas, bird mites. Hell, anything that can infest my home and cost me thousands of dollars that I don't have to spend
-Bill collectors that constantly call me over unpaid hospital bills
-Hugh Jackman
*takes a breath*
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Scrubs marathon to watch.
*bumps your shoulder as I walk away from you*
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two of those you can deal with easily, i mean even hookers use a jollybag
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But do hookers carry beer and all the cinnamon sugar bakery products I can eat, Mr loopy doopy derpy doo la poo?
No, I didn't think so.
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hang on, you live on a boat? awesome! ive always considered myself a landpirate, lived in a van for three years, these days im pretty boring i live in a flat.boo
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Yep, snug as a bug in a rug, unless a hurricane comes my way. Hurricane Gonzalo just barreled through St Martin (we're in the West Indies) and damaged 80 boats so, though zombies may not worry me, big bad windstorms can.
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aah jeez you wouldnt want me nearby after a takeaway!
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OK, then. No take out for you when we're sailin. I have found it gets a bit soggy, trying to swim it back to the boat though, and pretty unappetizing when soggy. When we win the lotto, we can have our meals air dropped to us each day and we won't have to cook at all. Ever tried cooking when the kitchen is rockin n rollin?
im pretty new to this site. im totally there with you with the water think, i live on the coast, there are two old unused forts apart from the odd rave lol) in the sea that ive got my eye on.